Marriage and relationships............. (7)

Marriage or Relationship
With a Significant Other ....

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front
of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's

then adopt a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out,
at any hour, for as long and wherever you want...

then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

..then adopt a dog!

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old,
who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of
listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ..

..then adopt a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and
only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire
existence is solely to ensure his happiness....
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.
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..then adopt a cat!

You thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

Yep , sussed all that out as well ,

Looks like were going to be in Single Bliss for a long time .

Have a Coffee

Hi hun nice to see you

hmmmm well yes is the answer did think so.

Cheers jonnt, could do with a drink as kitchen in uproar,having a refit!

Love it - my mistake I got a cat instead of a dog....

That's a classic.