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Sep 23, 2011 3:11 PM CST in the hospital
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
Larry Is In The Hospital . . . .......

Who in the hell is Larry?

Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is in the Royal Adelaide Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233
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Sep 23, 2011 3:14 PM CST in the hospital
Jeeepers
JeeepersJeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)21 Threads 6,482 Posts
Maybe that Bobbit character had the same tattoo and Lorena wanted to borrow some cash ? dunno
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Sep 23, 2011 3:14 PM CST in the hospital
whowhatwherewhen
whowhatwherewhenwhowhatwherewhentoowoomba, Queensland Australia15 Threads 1,404 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing nice one. She probably tried to break his hundred into 2 fifties.
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Sep 23, 2011 3:48 PM CST in the hospital
Jeeepers
JeeepersJeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)21 Threads 6,482 Posts
whowhatwherewhen: nice one. She probably tried to break his hundred into 2 fifties.
doh See left him with only a couple of peanuts . laugh

This isn't nice to talk about people like this is it ? uh oh
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Sep 24, 2011 2:37 AM CST in the hospital
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
stringman: Larry Is In The Hospital . . . .......

Who in the hell is Larry?

Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is in the Royal Adelaide Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233


We must get the ame emails rolling on the floor laughing I posted this August 10th. but my man was called Jack.applause
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