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A Huge Big Welcome to You from Switzerland, and from me personally.
Welcome to our Huge Big Family of Weirdos and Normals... you will soon notice that I seem to be about the only Normal person here... and the wisest... Everyone relies on my vast store of knowledge. Sometimes they like to criticise me... and I allow them to do that, it is good for them to feel they are more superior than I. Being much much older than any of them... well most of them anyway...they bow down to me and my experience.
You come from a beautiful part of Canada, I think. Do you live in a log cabin up in the forests.. on the edge of one of those crystal clear lakes? Do you paddle around in a Canoe? Do you have problems with Bears? How and where do you buy your groceries? Are you a Trapper?
We look forward to learning all about you and where you come from. And thanks for joining CS, and for actually posting your photo! You will see that the non-photo thing is getting to be a big problem here.... we like to see with whom we are dealing.

Dear Wilderneslass,

You will notice, the longer you are here, that whenever I have my words of wisdom posted.... there is a fellow member who always is a bit slow on the draw, and, like one of those tiny little yapping dogs, comes biting at my ankles. Just ignore him. He used to be our Great Leader, but he makes so many spelling mistakes, that we all have great difficulty reading what he writes. The reason is he is a Great Artist, living up in the Austrian Alps, and he uses his computer keyboard, despite our warnings, as his palette for mixing his paints on... and the keyboard is all gummed up with dry paint, so he cant make capital letters anymore, or put in any punctuation marks. So he has been demoted to Second In Charge General of the Forum. He has had to admit that I am more intelligent than he is. So anyway, now at least he has more time to devote to his artistic renderings, and leave the Leadership to Me. But he keeps interferring in discussions, objecting to this, and that, and most things. But we allow him his little idiosyncrasies, because if we dont, then we afraid he may just go a cut off one of his ears, or something even worse. So just have a little patience with him, okay? You will soon learn to love him, as we all do.