bestbeforeOPsomewhere, Dorset, England UK4,701 posts
A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart. covered in flowers stood behind the coffin during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist.'
bestbefore: A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart. covered in flowers stood behind the coffin during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist.'
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by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart. covered in
flowers stood behind the coffin during the service as all the doctors from
the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the
casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all
eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral. I'm a gynecologist.'
The priest fainted!