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The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
Wee Jock said: "That’s nothing!!!. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter.
I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? phenomenal!
How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
Wee Jock: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."