The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style (77)

Dec 14, 2011 3:42 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
mickeyscouse: When are these Wiseguys gonna turn up with my stuff


Ok ok I'll stand in as all 3 wiseguys for now, as BB wants to be Herod (Just cos she wants to kill you off)grin

Anyone seen a star around here? (Noooo not you scouse lol) I believe I'm meant to be following it dunno

Ahhhh there it is * uh oh

This will lead me to a miracle baby being born to be king.
I come from afar too worship him roll eyes barf

grin
Dec 14, 2011 3:51 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
xxLilyxx: Ok ok I'll stand in as all 3 wiseguys for now, as BB wants to be Herod (Just cos she wants to kill you off)

Anyone seen a star around here? (Noooo not you scouse lol) I believe I'm meant to be following it

Ahhhh there it is *

This will lead me to a miracle baby being born to be king.
I come from afar too worship him


I've given up on being Herod Lily.I've washed my hands so much they are all chapped, and we used all the oil up on that godamn pole.rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 14, 2011 4:15 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
xxLilyxx: Ok ok I'll stand in as all 3 wiseguys for now, as BB wants to be Herod (Just cos she wants to kill you off)

Anyone seen a star around here? (Noooo not you scouse lol) I believe I'm meant to be following it

Ahhhh there it is *

This will lead me to a miracle baby being born to be king.
I come from afar too worship him


Did you bring my stuff dunno dunno dunno

Where did you come in from confused The Orient dunno

How are they getting on this season rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 14, 2011 4:30 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
mickeyscouse: Did you bring my stuff

Where did you come in from The Orient

How are they getting on this season


Any footy jokes are straight over my head dear confused

We come from afar, just told ya that doh
We three kings of orient are la la lalala la lalala dum de dum dedum dedum boogie

We come bearing gifts santa waving
Dec 14, 2011 4:39 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
xxLilyxx: Any footy jokes are straight over my head dear

We come from afar, just told ya that
We three kings of orient are la la lalala la lalala dum de dum dedum dedum

We come bearing gifts


When you go back to Brisbane Rd give Barry my regards, tell him that you have discovered the future king of the green baize grin

What presents did you bring me then yay
Dec 14, 2011 4:45 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
mickeyscouse: When you go back to Brisbane Rd give Barry my regards, tell him that you have discovered the future king of the green baize

What presents did you bring me then



A season ticket to Plymouth Argyle.rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 14, 2011 5:01 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
mickeyscouse: When you go back to Brisbane Rd give Barry my regards, tell him that you have discovered the future king of the green baize

What presents did you bring me then


Dunno what the others got you, but I've got a lovely fluffy pillow. Just for your precious little head hmmm grin
Dec 14, 2011 5:07 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
bestbefore: A season ticket to Plymouth Argyle.



jaw drop





Is the key for the Mclaren taped to the back dunno so I can travel down for the games grin
Dec 14, 2011 5:09 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
xxLilyxx: Dunno what the others got you, but I've got a lovely fluffy pillow. Just for your precious little head


rolling on the floor laughing

Shall I add the smothering punchline laugh

Baby Jesus is cautious safety first NO pillows rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 14, 2011 5:11 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
mickeyscouse: Is the key for the Mclaren taped to the back so I can travel down for the games



Sorry to say the state they are in no-one's allowed to drive to their matches in case the cars get nicked. Pedal power is the order of the day.laugh
Dec 14, 2011 5:19 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
mickeyscouse: Shall I add the smothering punchline

Baby Jesus is cautious safety first NO pillows


You know me too well rolling on the floor laughing
Jesus would be bloody safety conscientious, wouldn't he. I take it a rockets out of the question too then laugh
Dec 14, 2011 5:19 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
bestbefore
bestbeforebestbeforesomewhere, Dorset, England UK116 Threads 2 Polls 4,701 Posts
My camel's got the hump about something,so I'm bedding down for the night .Found a nice oasis with a pole dancing club nearby,so going to check it out.

Nite allsleep
Dec 14, 2011 5:30 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
bestbefore: My camel's got the hump about something,so I'm bedding down for the night .Found a nice oasis with a pole dancing club nearby,so going to check it out.

Nite all

G'nite BB, sleep well yawn
Dec 14, 2011 9:23 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
cynicalorange: Seeing as it seems to be played out over several threads, let's play it out here.

Cast list set by Mickey, not me.Mickeyscouse - Baby Jesus
The13thwarrior - Joseph
Cynicalorange - Mary
xxLilyxx - Wise Man
Bestbefore - Wise Man
Islandgirl - Wise Man
Tomcats2 - Inn keeper
The Hound - Donkey

Director/Producer Leisure07


friggin' nora, I just clicked on to this and what do I see me....the wise man... are you friggin' serious???
Now I'm up to speed with the comments being made.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


oh please...........pass the bloody tissues will ya!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 14, 2011 9:25 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
Tomcats2: And God did say unto wise men go to london and find a virgin in a hovel, But lord said the wise man a virgin in london well that would be a miracle lord, yes said the lord and find ing 3 wissem men in england was hard to


not bloody surprised since one lives in Australia too!!!
Dec 14, 2011 9:28 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
mickeyscouse: When are these Wiseguys gonna turn up with my stuff


Well since I didn't know suposed to be wise, you have to friggin' wait... I'm still travelling, and I have how long????


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Dec 14, 2011 9:40 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
well why I am still travelling from oz... seems someone to forgot to book my flight... here's some education for you all....

In the conventional version of the Christmas story, the wise men or magi:

Gaspar,
Melchior and
Balthasar

started the gift-giving custom of Christmas by bringing gold, frankincense, and myrrh to the Christ child on Epiphany, the day on which the infant was presented. The 3 magi have been described not only as wise men, but also as kings or Persian priests and astrologers.

Epiphany is the end of the Christmas season, 12 days after Christmas, which is, literally, the mass for Christ

and by the way, I am Balthasar... so theretongue tongue

and here is our cast:

http://www.dvdizzy.com/images/t-v/3wisemen-cov.jpg
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3P6-Ag-hTIZbpTdmBjdrkAKm5paqO5YdWa1JBWnWRWej3OC6z

devil devil
Dec 14, 2011 9:42 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
http://i62.servimg.com/u/f62/14/82/90/07/3_king10.jpg
Dec 14, 2011 9:43 PM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
islandgirl62
islandgirl62islandgirl62somewhere in, Queensland Australia12 Threads 1,601 Posts
damn it's not going to work, you'll have to click on the thing yourselves and look at the images I have selected....frustrated
Dec 15, 2011 7:37 AM CST The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
I'm going to change the course of history by being born early/late undecided on the dates as yet dunno
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