MEET IN JANUARY (88)
what about us poor northern(ish) folk......Yer miles away!!!
You going to put on a bus to cart us all down?????
You going to put on a bus to cart us all down?????
TEASE: Would anybody be interested in coming to a meet at my gaff in january
just putting it out there if theres enough interest I'll arrange it
just putting it out there if theres enough interest I'll arrange it
You are a brave man...thinking of letting this lot loose in your home..
if i see on the news a house burnt down in tipperary in january , i will whos it is
perfect9: You are a brave man...thinking of letting this lot loose in your home..
that's what i was thinking
Mariannette: A marriage proposal last night.....offering me a lift in yer van tonight....whats up with you??????
its just a lift dont get too excited
tallandcute: Just a quick question,have you met many of the forum posters in person that you feel comfortable enough to invite them into your home?
Seems a strange thing to do if these people are just virtual friends imo and i would wonder how many others here would chance doing the same.
Seems a strange thing to do if these people are just virtual friends imo and i would wonder how many others here would chance doing the same.
Hmmm you might be right
maybe I'll hand pick a small number that Ive spoke to often
and organize it like that
Green_Sleeves: I'd just like you to clarify something for me before I consider this....
But, are you going to lure us into a sense of false security, invite us to your home under the pretence of a 'get together', spike our drinks, then take us down to your cellar, chain us/tie us up in various manners/posistions, do perverted things to us for your own sick pleasure then 'dispose' of us (or, alternatively turn us into a giant human centipede in a deranged medical experiment)
Or, is it honestly just a friendly get together??
But, are you going to lure us into a sense of false security, invite us to your home under the pretence of a 'get together', spike our drinks, then take us down to your cellar, chain us/tie us up in various manners/posistions, do perverted things to us for your own sick pleasure then 'dispose' of us (or, alternatively turn us into a giant human centipede in a deranged medical experiment)
Or, is it honestly just a friendly get together??
Nah dont worry bout that
I have someone else organized for disposal
TEASE: Would anybody be interested in coming to a meet at my gaff in january
just putting it out there if theres enough interest I'll arrange it
just putting it out there if theres enough interest I'll arrange it
Ok so with your permission, i will come if the following facilites are provided...
My own four poster bed.. Egyptian cotton sheets with rose petals strewn about the place, a bedside fridge (full of mini drinks containing all the names of my fav men, Jack, John, James, Harvey, Glen, Hose and Captain Morgan) a few nuts would be a nice addition.
Soothing music, candles, a real ceramic heritage ball and claw bath, wide and deep enough to sink a battleship with water drawn for it by a hareem of muscle bound, tanned sons of Hercules.
Wide screen TV, crystal glasses, broadband and failing that Wi-Fi, air conditioning and a full Irish breakfast the next morning. Of course how shall I ever know its morning without a servant to pull the blinds/curtains.
Thank goodness, im not fussy, im very easy please really.
I await your relpy in earnest.
milankovic: Ok so with your permission, i will come if the following facilites are provided...
My own four poster bed.. Egyptian cotton sheets with rose petals strewn about the place, a bedside fridge (full of mini drinks containing all the names of my fav men, Jack, John, James, Harvey, Glen, Hose and Captain Morgan) a few nuts would be a nice addition.
Soothing music, candles, a real ceramic heritage ball and claw bath, wide and deep enough to sink a battleship with water drawn for it by a hareem of muscle bound, tanned sons of Hercules. Wide screen TV, crystal glasses, broadband and failing that Wi-Fi, air conditioning and a full Irish breakfast the next morning. Of course how shall I ever know its morning without a servant to pull the blinds/curtains.
Thank goodness, im not fussy, im very easy please really.
I await your relpy in earnest.
My own four poster bed.. Egyptian cotton sheets with rose petals strewn about the place, a bedside fridge (full of mini drinks containing all the names of my fav men, Jack, John, James, Harvey, Glen, Hose and Captain Morgan) a few nuts would be a nice addition.
Soothing music, candles, a real ceramic heritage ball and claw bath, wide and deep enough to sink a battleship with water drawn for it by a hareem of muscle bound, tanned sons of Hercules. Wide screen TV, crystal glasses, broadband and failing that Wi-Fi, air conditioning and a full Irish breakfast the next morning. Of course how shall I ever know its morning without a servant to pull the blinds/curtains.
Thank goodness, im not fussy, im very easy please really.
I await your relpy in earnest.
and evian in the toilet aswell I suppose 
milankovic: Ok so with your permission, i will come if the following facilites are provided...
My own four poster bed.. Egyptian cotton sheets with rose petals strewn about the place, a bedside fridge (full of mini drinks containing all the names of my fav men, Jack, John, James, Harvey, Glen, Hose and Captain Morgan) a few nuts would be a nice addition.
Soothing music, candles, a real ceramic heritage ball and claw bath, wide and deep enough to sink a battleship with water drawn for it by a hareem of muscle bound, tanned sons of Hercules. Wide screen TV, crystal glasses, broadband and failing that Wi-Fi, air conditioning and a full Irish breakfast the next morning. Of course how shall I ever know its morning without a servant to pull the blinds/curtains.
Thank goodness, im not fussy, im very easy please really.
I await your relpy in earnest.
My own four poster bed.. Egyptian cotton sheets with rose petals strewn about the place, a bedside fridge (full of mini drinks containing all the names of my fav men, Jack, John, James, Harvey, Glen, Hose and Captain Morgan) a few nuts would be a nice addition.
Soothing music, candles, a real ceramic heritage ball and claw bath, wide and deep enough to sink a battleship with water drawn for it by a hareem of muscle bound, tanned sons of Hercules. Wide screen TV, crystal glasses, broadband and failing that Wi-Fi, air conditioning and a full Irish breakfast the next morning. Of course how shall I ever know its morning without a servant to pull the blinds/curtains.
Thank goodness, im not fussy, im very easy please really.
I await your relpy in earnest.
Diva or what!!! I am guessing that you are not interested in one of my air mattresses so
Do you want all blue m&m's in your suite also??
TEASE: and evian in the toilet aswell I suppose
Now thats a bit over the top, no need to make a fuss.
milankovic: Now thats a bit over the top, no need to make a fuss.
are you sure I can have the servants arrange it
saoirse65: Diva or what!!! I am guessing that you are not interested in one of my air mattresses so Do you want all blue m&m's in your suite also??
Well saoirse im more into waterbeds than airbeds, unless of course its pure O2 but sure if im stuck I'll get back to you.
TEASE: are you sure I can have the servants arrange it
Well, if its not too much bother old chap. I'm really not a snob. Ask anybody... well, anybody who matters.
milankovic: Well saoirse im more into waterbeds than airbeds, unless of course its pure O2 but sure if im stuck I'll get back to you.
Well in fairness you do sound a bit high maintenance...sure you would probably expect the air mattress to be inflated and everything
milankovic: Ok so with your permission, i will come if the following facilites are provided...
My own four poster bed.. Egyptian cotton sheets with rose petals strewn about the place, a bedside fridge (full of mini drinks containing all the names of my fav men, Jack, John, James, Harvey, Glen, Hose and Captain Morgan) a few nuts would be a nice addition.
Soothing music, candles, a real ceramic heritage ball and claw bath, wide and deep enough to sink a battleship with water drawn for it by a hareem of muscle bound, tanned sons of Hercules. Wide screen TV, crystal glasses, broadband and failing that Wi-Fi, air conditioning and a full Irish breakfast the next morning. Of course how shall I ever know its morning without a servant to pull the blinds/curtains.
Thank goodness, im not fussy, im very easy please really.
I await your relpy in earnest.
My own four poster bed.. Egyptian cotton sheets with rose petals strewn about the place, a bedside fridge (full of mini drinks containing all the names of my fav men, Jack, John, James, Harvey, Glen, Hose and Captain Morgan) a few nuts would be a nice addition.
Soothing music, candles, a real ceramic heritage ball and claw bath, wide and deep enough to sink a battleship with water drawn for it by a hareem of muscle bound, tanned sons of Hercules. Wide screen TV, crystal glasses, broadband and failing that Wi-Fi, air conditioning and a full Irish breakfast the next morning. Of course how shall I ever know its morning without a servant to pull the blinds/curtains.
Thank goodness, im not fussy, im very easy please really.
I await your relpy in earnest.
I like your style, Milankovic. Don't forget a spritz of rosewater at dusk to humidify your room and a string quartet to lullaby you to sleep with a little Mozart and wake you with some Bach. I don't think that would be too much to ask, really
LadyBlackAdder: I like your style, Milankovic. Don't forget a spritz of rosewater at dusk to humidify your room and a string quartet to lullaby you to sleep with a little Mozart and wake you with some Bach. I don't think that would be too much to ask, really
Howaya M. I suppose you picked up those self indulgent habits by staying in fine establishments in the North West
In response to: Would anybody be interested in coming to a meet at my gaff in january
just putting it out there if theres enough interest I'll arrange it
just putting it out there if theres enough interest I'll arrange it
Yes, but do you think I would be pushing it if I looked for a xmas pressie in a stocking...last year I got an odour eater.
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just putting it out there if theres enough interest I'll arrange it
I'd just like you to clarify something for me before I consider this....
But, are you going to lure us into a sense of false security, invite us to your home under the pretence of a 'get together', spike our drinks, then take us down to your cellar, chain us/tie us up in various manners/posistions, do perverted things to us for your own sick pleasure then 'dispose' of us (or, alternatively turn us into a giant human centipede in a deranged medical experiment)
Or, is it honestly just a friendly get together??