Troll Limericks (30)
There once lived a troll
With a very scary smile
He had only one eye
And a breath
That you could smell it for a mile.
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Waking up alone
With an itch
And no wallet
Serves you so right
For dating a Trollop
With an itch
And no wallet
Serves you so right
For dating a Trollop
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RDM59: Waking up alone
With an itch
And no wallet
Serves you so right
For dating a Trollop
With an itch
And no wallet
Serves you so right
For dating a Trollop
CalAMITY......
You met the Ex then...
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There once was a troll from New Brunswick
Whose toes were as long as a yardstick
While picking his toe jam
Which smelled quite like stale spam
He discovered that he could just lick it
Whose toes were as long as a yardstick
While picking his toe jam
Which smelled quite like stale spam
He discovered that he could just lick it
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There is now a troll that makes us all roll
We laugh and snicker while he likes to bicker
Little does he know we allow him to roll
Because he will leave this site even quicker
We laugh and snicker while he likes to bicker
Little does he know we allow him to roll
Because he will leave this site even quicker
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: There is now a troll that makes us all roll
We laugh and snicker while he likes to bicker
Little does he know we allow him to roll
Because he will leave this site even quicker
We laugh and snicker while he likes to bicker
Little does he know we allow him to roll
Because he will leave this site even quicker
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As the troll roams through all of the threads
He dribbles his drool so we may bump our heads.
When he looks back and witnesses the mess
We all know he will never confess.
He dribbles his drool so we may bump our heads.
When he looks back and witnesses the mess
We all know he will never confess.
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awwww, this time just 7 ( down from 8 )
your popularity is decreaing
well ok here is mine
there was this troller called mat
nakid in the mud he sat,
with another troll called mat,
the 8 attacked together,
but they couldn't take away a feather.
.
your popularity is decreaing
well ok here is mine
there was this troller called mat
nakid in the mud he sat,
with another troll called mat,
the 8 attacked together,
but they couldn't take away a feather.
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cloud747: awwww, this time just 7 ( down from 8 )
your popularity is decreaing
well ok here is mine
there was this troller called mat
nakid in the mud he sat,
with another troll calledmat,PAT
the 8 attacked together,
but they couldn't take away a feather.
.
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your popularity is decreaing
well ok here is mine
there was this troller called mat
nakid in the mud he sat,
with another troll called
the 8 attacked together,
but they couldn't take away a feather.
.
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they were so few,
though they were not new,
so they called a friend, a banker,
but he turned out to be a W..ker
though they were not new,
so they called a friend, a banker,
but he turned out to be a W..ker
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There once was a troll from above.
Some thought it was all full of love
but when out from a cloud
And tossed about loudly
The troll was bludgeoned and Stuffed.
Some thought it was all full of love
but when out from a cloud
And tossed about loudly
The troll was bludgeoned and Stuffed.
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There once was a bald man I know.
He did not shave that was old.
for looking through books
and odd ones would look
He thought what the heck I'm a Troll
He did not shave that was old.
for looking through books
and odd ones would look
He thought what the heck I'm a Troll
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the bald man with dark glasses,
who disturbed with his words, the masses,
on the 99th stroke,
the bloody thing broke,
and inpain , he shoulted tress messess
who disturbed with his words, the masses,
on the 99th stroke,
the bloody thing broke,
and inpain , he shoulted tress messess
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there was this girld calle vinas,
who had rolled on bed like pinas,
she lied and said when
shehated all men,
except the muchacho from chiapas
who had rolled on bed like pinas,
she lied and said when
shehated all men,
except the muchacho from chiapas
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cloud747: the bald man with dark glasses,
who disturbed with his words, the masses,
on the 99th stroke,
the bloody thing broke,
and inpain , he shoulted tress messess
who disturbed with his words, the masses,
on the 99th stroke,
the bloody thing broke,
and inpain , he shoulted tress messess
Interesting folks,only one person here defending the trolls.....
Attacking the folk who post troll poems
Says ever so much
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My friend and I looked at the troll
whose words seemed actually quite null
he had not a face
and such disgrace
no wonder his words were quite dull
;-}
whose words seemed actually quite null
he had not a face
and such disgrace
no wonder his words were quite dull
;-}
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To find a Troll sometimes is not hard
In muddy soil or in the patyard.
Though live trolls are rare
You should never walk butbare
'Cuz there's always the songs of hayvard!
In muddy soil or in the patyard.
Though live trolls are rare
You should never walk butbare
'Cuz there's always the songs of hayvard!
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RDM59: Waking up alone
With an itch
And no wallet
Serves you so right
For dating a Trollop
With an itch
And no wallet
Serves you so right
For dating a Trollop
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There once was a swiss troll,
who want to become a real A .hul.
he was uggly n his nose soo long,
his beard yellow ,his smell too strong.
Arabs found him and have him a bong bong
who want to become a real A .hul.
he was uggly n his nose soo long,
his beard yellow ,his smell too strong.
Arabs found him and have him a bong bong
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To the ones found in legend they conform
They have greater detail
And they sell at retail
And their 'Troll News" does misinform!
Have fun folks
Post your own I might put some more on