While attending a harmony for couples weekend, Dave and his Partner, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower ?"
Dave leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "It's Homepride, isn't it ?"
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He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower ?"
Dave leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "It's Homepride, isn't it ?"
Thus began Dave's life of celibacy.