Ridiculous form answers (7)
dantes85: It seems we're always filling out forms these days, so here's a few suggestions for the next time.
All recommendations welcome :)
Q. Have you any dependants? If so how, how many?
A. At the moment, around 4 million.
Q. Have you been involved in an accident in the last five years?
A. Yes, his name is Josh.
Q. Are you, or are any members of your family illiterate?
A. Yes, all of us.
Q. Please state your religion.
A. Other - Jedi
Q. Do you suffer from a disability?
A. Severe hearing impairment - according to wife.
All recommendations welcome :)
Q. Have you any dependants? If so how, how many?
A. At the moment, around 4 million.
Q. Have you been involved in an accident in the last five years?
A. Yes, his name is Josh.
Q. Are you, or are any members of your family illiterate?
A. Yes, all of us.
Q. Please state your religion.
A. Other - Jedi
Q. Do you suffer from a disability?
A. Severe hearing impairment - according to wife.
dantes85: It seems we're always filling out forms these days, so here's a few suggestions for the next time.
All recommendations welcome :)
Q. Have you any dependants? If so how, how many?
A. At the moment, around 4 million.
Q. Have you been involved in an accident in the last five years?
A. Yes, his name is Josh.
Q. Are you, or are any members of your family illiterate?
A. Yes, all of us.
Q. Please state your religion.
A. Other - Jedi
Q. Do you suffer from a disability?
A. Severe hearing impairment - according to wife.
All recommendations welcome :)
Q. Have you any dependants? If so how, how many?
A. At the moment, around 4 million.
Q. Have you been involved in an accident in the last five years?
A. Yes, his name is Josh.
Q. Are you, or are any members of your family illiterate?
A. Yes, all of us.
Q. Please state your religion.
A. Other - Jedi
Q. Do you suffer from a disability?
A. Severe hearing impairment - according to wife.
dantes85: It seems we're always filling out forms these days, so here's a few suggestions for the next time.
All recommendations welcome :)
Q. Have you any dependants? If so how, how many?
A. At the moment, around 4 million.
Q. Have you been involved in an accident in the last five years?
A. Yes, his name is Josh.
Q. Are you, or are any members of your family illiterate?
A. Yes, all of us.
Q. Please state your religion.
A. Other - Jedi
Q. Do you suffer from a disability?
A. Severe hearing impairment - according to wife.
All recommendations welcome :)
Q. Have you any dependants? If so how, how many?
A. At the moment, around 4 million.
Q. Have you been involved in an accident in the last five years?
A. Yes, his name is Josh.
Q. Are you, or are any members of your family illiterate?
A. Yes, all of us.
Q. Please state your religion.
A. Other - Jedi
Q. Do you suffer from a disability?
A. Severe hearing impairment - according to wife.
nothing like a good giggle to start off the day think this one fits right in here ....
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%
...
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack!
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%
...
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack!
baldydude: think this one fits right in here ....STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%
...
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack!
I would have given him 100%
...
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack!
very good, no 4 is my favourite.
baldydude: think this one fits right in here ....STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%
...
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack!
I would have given him 100%
...
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Good one man!!
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All recommendations welcome :)
Q. Have you any dependants? If so how, how many?
A. At the moment, around 4 million.
Q. Have you been involved in an accident in the last five years?
A. Yes, his name is Josh.
Q. Are you, or are any members of your family illiterate?
A. Yes, all of us.
Q. Please state your religion.
A. Other - Jedi
Q. Do you suffer from a disability?
A. Severe hearing impairment - according to wife.