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May 3, 2012 2:08 PM CST Blondie Blondie Blondie
Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!


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May 3, 2012 4:15 PM CST Blondie Blondie Blondie
crazyblondeone
crazyblondeonecrazyblondeoneNo Scammers, California USA55 Threads 3,799 Posts
Singlelisious: Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!


Dang doh I hate when that happens!! peace Too funny!!
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May 6, 2012 1:30 PM CST Blondie Blondie Blondie
venusenvy
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May 7, 2012 12:01 PM CST Blondie Blondie Blondie
crazyblondeone
crazyblondeonecrazyblondeoneNo Scammers, California USA55 Threads 3,799 Posts
Speeding

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your license?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
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