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There's a load of Taliban standing in a cave discussing their security.
The leader says, "The British army have been infiltrating our organisation, therefore we must be extra vigilant and increase our security."
They all nod in agreement.
The leader continues...
"The men for the patrol tonight will be Omar, Abdul, Ishim, Mohamed and Dave."