Test for Dementia ( Archived) (45)

Nov 9, 2006 6:54 PM CST Test for Dementia
Raynew
RaynewRaynewConcord, North Carolina USA99 Threads 2,400 Posts
Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:

You are participating in a race! You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are..?
(scroll down)





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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000?

T he correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ......Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!
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Nov 9, 2006 6:58 PM CST Test for Dementia
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Good one. Love it. Paws
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Nov 9, 2006 6:58 PM CST Test for Dementia
cathy61
cathy61cathy61Waterford, Ireland19 Threads 1,184 Posts
What were the questions?tongue
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Nov 9, 2006 7:01 PM CST Test for Dementia
nostres59840
nostres59840nostres59840Missoula, Montana USA14 Threads 640 Posts
I'll be needing that 800 number now rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 9, 2006 7:02 PM CST Test for Dementia
Abracadabra
AbracadabraAbracadabraHeaven, Pennsylvania USA69 Threads 3,302 Posts
What was the test for again? dunno
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Nov 9, 2006 7:02 PM CST Test for Dementia
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Or you can call me. Paws
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Nov 9, 2006 7:03 PM CST Test for Dementia
cathy61
cathy61cathy61Waterford, Ireland19 Threads 1,184 Posts
Is that you mammytongue
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Nov 9, 2006 7:04 PM CST Test for Dementia
asingledad
asingledadasingledadBeaufort, South Carolina USA20 Threads 390 Posts
Where am I ???dunno confused
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Nov 9, 2006 7:05 PM CST Test for Dementia
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Sorry. I'm lost. paws
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Nov 9, 2006 7:07 PM CST Test for Dementia
cathy61
cathy61cathy61Waterford, Ireland19 Threads 1,184 Posts
i wanna go home.........where?tongue
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Nov 9, 2006 7:11 PM CST Test for Dementia
ramone
ramoneramoneEDINBURGH, UK38 Threads 3,826 Posts
yay so wot do i win ?
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Nov 9, 2006 7:14 PM CST Test for Dementia
cathy61
cathy61cathy61Waterford, Ireland19 Threads 1,184 Posts
banana banana me.............if you know who i amrolling on the floor laughing tongue
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Nov 9, 2006 7:15 PM CST Test for Dementia
ramone
ramoneramoneEDINBURGH, UK38 Threads 3,826 Posts
I Want You..love love love
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Nov 9, 2006 7:15 PM CST Test for Dementia
PanthersKiss
PanthersKissPanthersKissMiddlesex County, Massachusetts USA28 Threads 967 Posts
Here's a mental health counselor that is mentally ill, your test just proved it.rolling on the floor laughing


angel Angel
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Nov 9, 2006 7:18 PM CST Test for Dementia
cathy61
cathy61cathy61Waterford, Ireland19 Threads 1,184 Posts
Who are you..tongue
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Nov 9, 2006 7:19 PM CST Test for Dementia
ramone
ramoneramoneEDINBURGH, UK38 Threads 3,826 Posts
Who cares..devil
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Nov 9, 2006 7:20 PM CST Test for Dementia
Abracadabra
AbracadabraAbracadabraHeaven, Pennsylvania USA69 Threads 3,302 Posts
~~~

I once knew a girl with dementia
she forgetfully always befriends ya
you can screw her like crazy
until you get lazy
and she never holds it against ya

~~~
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Nov 9, 2006 7:22 PM CST Test for Dementia
cathy61
cathy61cathy61Waterford, Ireland19 Threads 1,184 Posts
who darestongue
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Nov 9, 2006 7:22 PM CST Test for Dementia
AdventureBegins
AdventureBeginsAdventureBeginsZanesville, USA66 Threads 1,718 Posts
You passed...

Yes you are demented.

tongue

AB
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Nov 9, 2006 7:48 PM CST Test for Dementia
cathy61
cathy61cathy61Waterford, Ireland19 Threads 1,184 Posts
crying i wanna go homecrying wave
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