Bill and Hillary ( Archived) (5)

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row,
with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret
Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no."

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the
entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates... but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly, baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by the back of her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill, you $#@&! son-of-a
$%#@#.

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,
hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and
waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Um, Sir, I said they want you to throw out the FIRST PITCH."

While strolling on a beach, secret service men patroling at a discrete distance, Bill finds a genie's bottle. When released the genie explains although his is a young genie he does vow one miracle. Bill considers this and asks for peace in the mid east. The genie, being young does not understand all the involved countries, so Bill draws a map explaining the allegiences and wars. The genie shakes his head declaring the mid east problem is too ancient for his powers. The genie asks' "Is there any thing else you wish? Bill declares he would like the American people to finally love and accept his wife. The genie scratches his head and says, "Could I see that map again?" javascript:emot('');

Dang, who pissed in your cereal?

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