Snap anyone? (7)
Just wondering is it not possible to put all jokes on one thread called jokes 
Just wondering 
Just wondering 
martini100: Just wondering is it not possible to put all jokes on one thread called jokes Just wondering
This is the 'Jokes and Humour' Catergory Martini I believe
I like them separate though.
Means I remember to read them, otherwise I'd forget to check if there were new ones in a thread.
Means I remember to read them, otherwise I'd forget to check if there were new ones in a thread.
martini100: Just wondering is it not possible to put all jokes on one thread called jokes Just wondering
Shut up you and do the dishes.
Alright Velxis, as you were. Nevermind these wans.
Mariannette: I like them separate though.
Means I remember to read them, otherwise I'd forget to check if there were new ones in a thread.
Means I remember to read them, otherwise I'd forget to check if there were new ones in a thread.
I see what you mean, in the 'Forums' section there is displayed various catagories but not in the 'Irish Forums'. Maybe this could be rectified some how!
Perhaps if one wrote 'Joke' after the heading may help?
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> > Queen Elizabeth And Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both
> > go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
> >
> > Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel
> > must decide which of them gets in.
> >
> > The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
> > should go to Heaven.
> >
> > Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most
> > perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God
> > to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'
> >
> > The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The
> > Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down.
> >
> > Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
> >
> > The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
> >
> > Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?
> >
> > I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
> > She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to
> > me?'
> >
> > 'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, A Royal Flush
> > Beats a Pair - no matter how big they are!"
> >
> >