Which hole!? ( Archived) (8)

Nov 14, 2006 6:58 PM CST Which hole!?
aria_rose
aria_rosearia_rosePeninsule, New Brunswick Canada32 Threads 1,250 Posts
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached
the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

"No, I wouldn't," he said.

She said, "I sell tampons."

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"


Enjoy!angel
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Nov 14, 2006 6:59 PM CST Which hole!?
mistreatedsoul
mistreatedsoulmistreatedsoulUriah, Alabama USA11 Threads 140 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 14, 2006 7:01 PM CST Which hole!?
photofreek
photofreekphotofreeksoda springs, USA23 Threads 2,495 Posts
lmaorolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 14, 2006 7:06 PM CST Which hole!?
SubmissiveGuy
SubmissiveGuySubmissiveGuyLas Vegas, Nevada USA6 Posts
LMAO! That was great!
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Nov 14, 2006 7:30 PM CST Which hole!?
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 14, 2006 7:35 PM CST Which hole!?
asingledad
asingledadasingledadBeaufort, South Carolina USA20 Threads 390 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Still one hole BEHIND .......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 14, 2006 7:48 PM CST Which hole!?
Deianeira
DeianeiraDeianeiraAztec, New Mexico USA2 Threads 221 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 15, 2006 2:24 AM CST Which hole!?
zdeadmanwalking
zdeadmanwalkingzdeadmanwalkingbowling green, Kentucky USA235 Threads 3,011 Posts
dunno hug kiss hug show me the puppies grin
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