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I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law the other night when I asked
if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on
newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iPod.'
I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...