Oh no I 've run into some sort of paradox..... There is only one thing to do... Excuse me... I have gone out to look for myself.. if I should return before I get back... please hold me here until I return...... aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
WestdeckOPAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands1,649 posts
After spending a few weeks at the bottom of a ocean filled with the green stuff, I finally got my time-machine going. It was only a loose screw. Took me weeks to figure that out! Forgot what date it should be in reality so decided to go to the 12th of July 2007 and celebrated my birthday. Friends had organised a great party. When I set the machine to the right date I came back to present... just read my friend Daniel is missing. Did anybody hear from him... Katers do you know anything?
Last time I knew anything he went out looking for you. That was quite awhile ago. All I got was a bunch of garble but i'm not sure if that was him or someone or something else. If you find him let me know.
Daniel's Log: Star Date.. Not sure.. Wow.. Some sort of paradox.. from what I can tell I am in an alternate universe.. Everything is the same but different.. It's all reversed.. Somehow I must have switched places with the other me..
I will attempt to get back somehow.. Maybe if I can find the Westdeck from here he might be able to help me find a way..
WestdeckOPAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands1,649 posts
Well Daniel, I started searching for this alternate universe... But searching for that I found an earth like planet, that evaporated all its water into space. It looked from a distant like a drop of water hanging in the universe, when I flew through it I was surprised to see all kind of sea-life there... weird! The inhabitants looked like humans, but had camel-humps on their backs, and they were very hostile. So I took of and are still looking for the alternate...BLEEP....
Pass that bottle over here Daniel I need a big shot of the green drink. I have prepared the engines and stocked the dilithum crystals the galaxy awaits Capt. Lets go were no one has gone before.
Daniel's Log: Star Date.. Present Time... Ok.. I have located the Westdeck in this universe.. and when I found him he and mech were partying.. At first they thought I was the other Daniel they know.. until I explained what had happened..
All the could say was wow.. Then they handed me a green drink and said enjoy and would help me get back in the morning... It's like I know everybody here.. Even the Clockworkmen and Bob the Timewatcher is here having a party...
Well I think I am going to join in and see what can be done to get back in the morning..
Remember next time not to crash in a cold scandinavian country...saying that,its not that cold there right now when it should be cold,icy and snowy.Now would be a good time if any to go I know a few words in danish if they're any good to ya?
WestdeckOPAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands1,649 posts
All the best man! Take a jar of anti-depressives with ya your gonna need that! Esspecially when your going in the winter Cheers boys, Lets drink to the green stuffffffffff
WestdeckOPAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands1,649 posts
Last report from Westdeck; I am standing in Dallas Texas. The date; 22 of November 1963, my position is Dealey Plaza. The time is 12:30 CST... I am witnessing the assassination on president John F. Kennedy the 35 president of the US of A... I am standing in front of the School Book Depository Building. I see the presidential motorcade turning the corner... The crowds are very enthusiastic about the young President and his pretty wife in her chanel outfit.... A shot I look at my watch, it is 12:30 p.m. CST. Kennedy's hands begin to rise and he starts a turn toward his wife. His expression has changed from a smile to astonishment... I look at the man that is standing next to me... It is Lee Harvey Oswald!!! He was the patsy!!
Daniel's Log: Star Date.. Present time... Whew... that was some party.. the alternet Westdeck, Mech, Zincman, Timewatcher Bob and the Clockwork men really know how to party..
Finally now that all of that is over... the Westdeck and Mech of this world helped fix a few things on my time machine and installed something very nice.. I am now on my way back to my alternet reality where I hope to meet up with my friends there..
Can't wait to show them this knew gizmo I have installed now.. I should be reaching the barrier I encountered that sent me here in about 30 seconds....
WestdeckOPAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands1,649 posts
30 seconds? Dan I had a fly in my time machine, could not catch him. Then I wondered... Time flies for a one day fly, so 30 seconds is a week? I felt really bad taking him out of his environment and brought him back. He did not make it... On my may to the birth of Bush. Maybe there is a way...
Captian *static click* Mech here with a new mission requested by Your first office Katers...*static click* We need you to consult the star charts for A planet Called Fix Me In the Bucket of devine love system ...*static click* ..over
Most urgent that we make way as soon as you arrive on board awaiting further information as to what course should be plotted...*static click* ...Over and out!!
My 9 hour voyage took a little longer then expected. I knew something was going wrong today when I took off. I met some new aliens or some sort of life form...I never did figure them out. Maybe I am in need of some Green Drink...All I found was some sort of red stuff that I decided to try out. Made me hallucinate every now and then. Where is Mech and Capt. Daniel when I need them?
Time travel has been proved by science. But what is also proved is that u can't time travel in your own reality.
Where ever you land it isn't here. You can't go anywhere and come back to here. If you go there you can't come back here. You are in a different reality and you will never come back to this reality.
These findings will be published in a book due out in June 2008. Titled The Where is When the Here is Then.@ 19.95 from all good retailers.
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