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Newlife 
There was a female Pope indeed there was.
Possible a Black Pope, A lesbian female one
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa can't see them going for
that!
I would risk a tenner on a Black Pope!
These gits can do as they like when they like
and the Church just abide! WEll its the Vatican
you see.
So how does the Pope loose all these special powers
just like that when he retires? Fairy dust!!
There was a female Pope indeed there was.
Possible a Black Pope, A lesbian female one
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa can't see them going for
that!
I would risk a tenner on a Black Pope!
These gits can do as they like when they like
and the Church just abide! WEll its the Vatican
you see.
So how does the Pope loose all these special powers
just like that when he retires? Fairy dust!!
looks like the Pope was involved in a gay priest scandel which his butler was about to release to police when he was arrested last year for stealling vatican papers if you scroll back i wonedered if this wa the reason fopr the pontifs resignation
Tomcats2: looks like the Pope was involved in a gay priest scandel
I wonder why I am not surprised.
Prost
Zig
a popular pope is perfectly plausible
Add it to the list
- the Red Shoes! Have you seen them? Looks like a rejected extra from Saturday Night Fever!
He now has to give them back so the next Pope will have his own red shoes.
Seriously - do they really believe that anyone has any trust or faith in them any more?
And the plot gets thicker? Resignation of Scottish Cardinal Keith O'Brien for his 'inappropriate behaviour' blah blah ......
Cracking on to other priests whilst at the same time condemning those awful gays!! Hypocrisy goes from strength to strength in the Church!
Cracking on to other priests whilst at the same time condemning those awful gays!! Hypocrisy goes from strength to strength in the Church!
G'day Ma'am,
You moit be glad to No the followin - (Said in Oz speek with usual rising last word)
Back to posh Britspeak now in Falsetto and style of the Queens speach.
My colleagues and I, - having seen all the Papal crap on TV yesterday- decided to converse at some length in the Palace Bar last night, about the subject of the forthcoming election of the next Pope.
After a 2 hour enclave, chaired by our elected *Chief Cardinal* wearing a fabricated cardboard Biretta (Titfer) we reached considered unanimous agreement - Whereupon, he announced to the world, - that the new Pope should be a Black African, Married, Islamic Jew, with 4 wives.
I am happy to report to you all - that the statement received instant unanimous applause from the inebriated MASS and followers of Satan indicating agreement.
Rule Britannia 
You moit be glad to No the followin - (Said in Oz speek with usual rising last word)
Back to posh Britspeak now in Falsetto and style of the Queens speach.
My colleagues and I, - having seen all the Papal crap on TV yesterday- decided to converse at some length in the Palace Bar last night, about the subject of the forthcoming election of the next Pope.
After a 2 hour enclave, chaired by our elected *Chief Cardinal* wearing a fabricated cardboard Biretta (Titfer) we reached considered unanimous agreement - Whereupon, he announced to the world, - that the new Pope should be a Black African, Married, Islamic Jew, with 4 wives.
I am happy to report to you all - that the statement received instant unanimous applause from the inebriated MASS and followers of Satan indicating agreement.
Rule Britannia Ziggie20: G'day Ma'am,
You moit be glad to No the followin - (Said in Oz speek with usual rising last word)
Back to posh Britspeak now in Falsetto and style of the Queens speach.
My colleagues and I, - having seen all the Papal crap on TV yesterday- decided to converse at some length in the Palace Bar last night, about the subject of the forthcoming election of the next Pope.
After a 2 hour enclave, chaired by our elected *Chief Cardinal* wearing a fabricated cardboard Biretta (Titfer) we reached considered unanimous agreement - Whereupon, he announced to the world, - that the new Pope should be a Black African, Married, Islamic Jew, with 4 wives.
I am happy to report to you all - that the statement received instant unanimous applause from the inebriated MASS and followers of Satan indicating agreement. Rule Britannia
You moit be glad to No the followin - (Said in Oz speek with usual rising last word)
Back to posh Britspeak now in Falsetto and style of the Queens speach.
My colleagues and I, - having seen all the Papal crap on TV yesterday- decided to converse at some length in the Palace Bar last night, about the subject of the forthcoming election of the next Pope.
After a 2 hour enclave, chaired by our elected *Chief Cardinal* wearing a fabricated cardboard Biretta (Titfer) we reached considered unanimous agreement - Whereupon, he announced to the world, - that the new Pope should be a Black African, Married, Islamic Jew, with 4 wives.
I am happy to report to you all - that the statement received instant unanimous applause from the inebriated MASS and followers of Satan indicating agreement. Rule Britannia
Ziggie if I had been there I would have supported that decision - as long as she was FEMALE!!
:yay:Newlife08: Ziggie if I had been there I would have supported that decision - as long as she was FEMALE!!
G'Day Ma'am
OK - So why not read it and use the job application form, alter the place where you live from New York to Queensland, and apply
Great idea Ziggie! An Aussie Sheila as next POPE!!
G'day mate - hows it goin'?? Get rid of that altar wine sport, stick some Fosters in the fridge. Not wearing those ponsy Gucci red sandals, its thongs (flip flops) for me. Not used to the long flowing gowns either, much more relaxed in Qld - T shirt and shorts do me. Keep my gold bikini Meter Maid outfit for special occasions.
Now let's get this party started with a Barbie!
Got any Kevin Bloody Wilson? Can't stand all that hymn singing - does my head in.
Oh dear me people have some respect here!!
Anyone for a nice new pair of red loafers??
Did someone say they were going to be destroyed???
STill the afluence goes on, the cheek of the Vatican
to destroy and folks without shoe leather what has
happened to give to those in need????
Blood boiling time and the poor old guy is now only
having brown shoes specially made for him in France
if you do not mind. How much were those???
What I need to know is if the Pope is infalible then
and a direct line to God, how does he loose it when
he retires it cannot just vanish, can it????
Anyone for a nice new pair of red loafers??
Did someone say they were going to be destroyed???
STill the afluence goes on, the cheek of the Vatican
to destroy and folks without shoe leather what has
happened to give to those in need????
Blood boiling time and the poor old guy is now only
having brown shoes specially made for him in France
if you do not mind. How much were those???
What I need to know is if the Pope is infalible then
and a direct line to God, how does he loose it when
he retires it cannot just vanish, can it????
ERK - Ice 1 - Re your Question
***What I need to know is if the Pope is infalible then
and a direct line to God, how does he loose it when
he retires it cannot just vanish, can it????***
Don't you know the Vatican's Masonic Lodge have a direct phone line to the Great Architect. When Popes quit the gig, the Worshipful Grand Master rings up and gets him cut off and banned from Playing When the Saints go Marching in or entering the Holy Harp & Trumpet Big Band Topsides.
According to the Thanet version of the Tanakh (Old Testament) and B'Rit Hadashah (New Testament)
Erk Out
***What I need to know is if the Pope is infalible then
and a direct line to God, how does he loose it when
he retires it cannot just vanish, can it????***
Don't you know the Vatican's Masonic Lodge have a direct phone line to the Great Architect. When Popes quit the gig, the Worshipful Grand Master rings up and gets him cut off and banned from Playing When the Saints go Marching in or entering the Holy Harp & Trumpet Big Band Topsides.
According to the Thanet version of the Tanakh (Old Testament) and B'Rit Hadashah (New Testament)
Erk Out
for sale one motor scooter complete with bullet proof windows
leisure07: for sale one motor scooter complete with bullet proof windows
It came to pass that the 11th commandment stateth quite clearly,
*All used Vatican Papal vehicles may only be purchased from Arturo Dalius of Brixton, the sole UK agent.
Yep I could go for that one
Mr. L.
I can just see our Max sat in
there nice and dry checking out
the scenery.
Great for the bits of shopping
too and cheap to run.
I will start the bidding off at
a tenner!!
Mr. L.
I can just see our Max sat in
there nice and dry checking out
the scenery.
Great for the bits of shopping
too and cheap to run.
I will start the bidding off at
a tenner!!
Sailfree1: Yep I could go for that one
Mr. L.
I can just see our Max sat in
there nice and dry checking out
the scenery.
Great for the bits of shopping
too and cheap to run.
I will start the bidding off at
a tenner!!
They just voted theyand black smoke came ouit my priest told me today i could gte voted in lol POpe Tomcat the 1stMr. L.
I can just see our Max sat in
there nice and dry checking out
the scenery.
Great for the bits of shopping
too and cheap to run.
I will start the bidding off at
a tenner!!
I guess you guys in the UK have seen this story?
A Vatican dept shares the same building as a gay sauna.
Are they kidding?
Europa Multiclub considered Italys top gay sauna complete with Turkish baths, whirlpools, massages and "bear parties"
Wonder if this is where the Pope has really retired to?
Tomcats2: They just voted theyand black smoke came ouit my priest told me today i could gte voted in lol POpe Tomcat the 1st
You just want to get in on the action
of the turkish baths etc.,
Na hun you don't have a hope of being pope!!
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So how likely is it that a Black African Pope will be elected??
Don't suppose we could hope for that to be a Black African Female Lesbian Pope????
About the same chance as a Muslim woman wearing a full Burkah becoming an Ayatollah or Stacey Solomon, the Chief Rabbi