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asha69: Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
have you ever thought to write a book with all those jokes????
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L_B76: have you ever thought to write a book with all those jokes????
hey my mum sends me all these, so its her fault
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In response to: Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Reminds me of a saying Sheldon from Big Bang Theory said.... "Women are like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day.... They are full of eggs and only desirable for a short time!?!"
PS: Your Mum sounds like a bit of a laugh....
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blackjeep13: Reminds me of a saying Sheldon from Big Bang Theory said.... "Women are like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day.... They are full of eggs and only desirable for a short time!?!"
PS: Your Mum sounds like a bit of a laugh....
PS: Your Mum sounds like a bit of a laugh....
what can i say??? we are the perfect women
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asha69: Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
But not all (once) married women are heavier than single
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A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."