ekselfOnehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa261 posts
I hated having to go to boarding school so don't think prison will agree with me. You can't really avoid the ones you don't like as there is nowhere to go. Heard Aids is also free and the food is not so good...especially in SA prisons.
bungallow55: Seems to me that right now the best place to have a suave life is in a cell prison. Imagine, free food, free health care, pay no taxes for those politicians to make a better life. Books, and more books to read in prison, your cell mate could be a sanguinary killer but who cares, D.C. is a sanguinary place to be after all. In jail, justice can't put you in jail because you're already there. Someone have mercy on us all, finally those ladies and gentlemen from Capitol Hill and the White House made our nighmares come true.
Hallelujah!
I saw a video about a guy who lives in a tree trunk in a big park like a squirrel. He gives BJs for drug money. You could do that too.
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Don't think you'll land up in prison......unless a spot of malpractice?