Froze my _________ off! (45)
Serenity1971Serenity's Island, New York USA81 Threads 2 Polls 3,815 Posts
Some PITA old fart that I know and love dearly. He lives in Arizona with the rest of them old farts. 
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Don't stick you tongue to it, it might freeze to her tit. Now wouldn't you look silly with you tongue stuch to a cold witch tit.
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Ummmmm that would be a no Oh and Pat...NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!
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A friend of mine phoned me from Calgary when they had a cold spell and said he froze his n**s off, so if you find them laying around a costruction site give me a shout so I can tell him where to find him. He really needs them cause his jeans just don't fit right without them
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OMG Len...I'm going to wake my neighbors if I laugh any harder here ------ This thread is Archived ------
Poor guy! I hope no one drives a bulldozer over them.
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! BUT I WANT TO!!
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Tight jeans like cheap hotel----no ballroom!!
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If a woman froze her butt off and it was found. Then if they put it back on sideways. A thong would be hell to wear wouldn't.
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Cry baby...You're not going to get your way ------ This thread is Archived ------
And sitting on the toilet would be rough too.
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Oh geez...Now wouldn't that one be interesting 
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Poor guy! give him a witch tit to suck on.
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I'm going to bed before I get silly!
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Watch me!!!!! 
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Not just any old witch though....
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So you are a picky tit witcher....a ticky pit titcher... a wicky pittic...............Oh! hell you know what I mean!!!
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Well not this witch ------ This thread is Archived ------
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