Froze my _________ off! (45)
I wonder if some woman was walking down the sidewalk and her butt fell off. Would the guy behind her pick it up and take it home.
Would he try to give it back to her and will she get mad that he had his hands on her butt.
Would he try to give it back to her and will she get mad that he had his hands on her butt.
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Actually I have seen that. Being an EMT in NY for as many years as I have, I have found many frozen body parts that have broken off as a result. It not a pretty sight, though sometimes those parts can be put back on depending on the damage.
I wasn't even thinking dirty thoughts
Though now that you mentioned it
I wasn't even thinking dirty thoughts
Though now that you mentioned it
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My tail was cold today (gets up and looks back)Yup its still there tho was thinking that was my butt you found on the street
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Hi purdy girl!
If these parts are laying around and can be put back on. Maybe some lady could trade her big butt to a lady that has a skinny butt.
You know if some guy lost his butt in Las Vegas, he might be able to get a used one to replace it.
If someone lost his to a woman, where in the hell is she going to keep it.
Crazy is not so bad.
Oh! NO! I lost my mind. I might get another one though.
If these parts are laying around and can be put back on. Maybe some lady could trade her big butt to a lady that has a skinny butt.
You know if some guy lost his butt in Las Vegas, he might be able to get a used one to replace it.
If someone lost his to a woman, where in the hell is she going to keep it.
Crazy is not so bad. Oh! NO! I lost my mind. I might get another one though.
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If your tail had fell off, how would you keep your legs from falling off also. Hmmmmm! Didn't think about that did you. How would you sit down. Hmmmm!
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You think too much! But your so funny! 
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oops! "you're"
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You ladies might better write your name and address on your butt so it can be returned to you.
I know it will be hard to write back there.
So, I will be glad to write it for you if you want. Now you do understand if I misspell something, I will need to rub it out and start over.
I know it will be hard to write back there.
So, I will be glad to write it for you if you want. Now you do understand if I misspell something, I will need to rub it out and start over.
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Oh! No! Look her face has fallen off. Poor girl!
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Crazy is definitely not a bad thing. 
As a friend of mine says I thoroughly enjoy my insanity today
I'll let you know if I find your mind, as long as you let me know if you find mine.
As a friend of mine says I thoroughly enjoy my insanity today I'll let you know if I find your mind, as long as you let me know if you find mine.
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If you can't see, you might pick up the wrong body part and then people will call you a butt face. So be careful!
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I'll never tell 
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It colder than a well digger's wallet and thats next to his butt.
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OMG!!LOL!!
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Wonder who the witch is and if she will let me feel???
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Big bunch of fibbers. Has there been any other parts that anyone knows that where missing on others from cold weather.
Some of you was dirty minded wasn't you.