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The WRONG Pick up lines (60)

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#1
Dec 10, 2006 4:47 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
PucksOPVernon, Canada3,326 posts
What are some interesting, funny or just down right stupid pick up lines you have heard?

Here's one...

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but i bet i could make your bed-rocklaugh
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#2
Dec 10, 2006 4:50 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
PucksOPVernon, Canada3,326 posts
If you and i were squirrels i'd store my nuts in your hole.

rolling on the floor laughing
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#3
Dec 10, 2006 4:51 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
gibsonish
gibsonishgibsonish34 Threads 1,404 Posts
gibsonish1,404 posts
Keep in mind, Belushi got banned for less.
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#4
Dec 10, 2006 4:52 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
PucksOPVernon, Canada3,326 posts
you serious? wow...all in harmless fun...joke..if i get banned for that..this place sucks.
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#5
Dec 10, 2006 4:52 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
gibsonish
gibsonishgibsonish34 Threads 1,404 Posts
gibsonish1,404 posts
Agreed, but he was funnier than we are.
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#6
Dec 10, 2006 4:56 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
PucksOPVernon, Canada3,326 posts
oh i can think of several....

Excuse me...do you have a library card...i'd like to check you out.

or

Did you fart...coz you blew me away.

or how about....

If youre going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep til the afternoon.

laugh grin
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#7
Dec 10, 2006 5:05 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
PucksOPVernon, Canada3,326 posts
laugh

the things some men will try.wow Duh...at least its funny.
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#8
Dec 10, 2006 5:26 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Spagooch
SpagoochSpagoochSt. Catharines, Canada21 Threads 387 Posts
SpagoochSt. Catharines, Canada387 posts
"You are a very nice gentleman...thank you for a wonderful evening, Wow... dinner and then box seats at the opera. But no...you can't see my pee pee!" rolling on the floor laughing
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#9
Dec 10, 2006 5:30 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
gibsonish
gibsonishgibsonish34 Threads 1,404 Posts
gibsonish1,404 posts
Hi, My names arthurdent.

rolling on the floor laughing
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#10
Dec 10, 2006 5:35 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
PucksOPVernon, Canada3,326 posts
Ouchhead banger
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#11
Dec 10, 2006 5:36 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
gibsonish
gibsonishgibsonish34 Threads 1,404 Posts
gibsonish1,404 posts
I'm sure he'll return the sentiment when he finishes eating rolling on the floor laughing
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#12
Dec 10, 2006 5:39 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
PucksOPVernon, Canada3,326 posts
My love for you is like diaherra.....i cant hold it in.tongue
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#13
Dec 10, 2006 5:45 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
bailey_beez
bailey_beezbailey_beezNiagara Falls, Ontario Canada12 Threads 1,118 Posts
bailey_beezNiagara Falls, Ontario Canada1,118 posts
Can I have your phone number? I lost mine.
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#14
Dec 10, 2006 5:55 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
PucksOPVernon, Canada3,326 posts
you have my number...quit calling me.tongue
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#15
Dec 10, 2006 5:55 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
arthurdent
arthurdentarthurdentspamilton, Ontario Canada13 Threads 490 Posts
arthurdentspamilton, Ontario Canada490 posts
My how witty...well such a juvenile post deserves nothing less in kind:

Hi, My name is Gibsonish

rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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#16
Dec 10, 2006 5:56 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
gibsonish
gibsonishgibsonish34 Threads 1,404 Posts
gibsonish1,404 posts
Well done. applause

You managed to come up with the SECOND worst pickup line ever, Mine was #1 laugh
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#17
Dec 10, 2006 6:21 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
arthurdent
arthurdentarthurdentspamilton, Ontario Canada13 Threads 490 Posts
arthurdentspamilton, Ontario Canada490 posts
what can I say "I came up empty but posted anyway"...dancing
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#18
Dec 10, 2006 6:22 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
gibsonish
gibsonishgibsonish34 Threads 1,404 Posts
gibsonish1,404 posts
Empty again, you just quoted me rolling on the floor laughing
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#19
Dec 10, 2006 6:24 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
arthurdent
arthurdentarthurdentspamilton, Ontario Canada13 Threads 490 Posts
arthurdentspamilton, Ontario Canada490 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#20
Dec 10, 2006 10:31 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
PucksOPVernon, Canada3,326 posts
Youre eyes are as blue as window cleanerdoh
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