The WRONG Pick up lines (60)

Jan 5, 2007 1:04 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
donnacala
donnacaladonnacalaNorth York, Ontario Canada27 Threads 875 Posts
If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole....jaw drop
Jan 5, 2007 1:06 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
donnacala
donnacaladonnacalaNorth York, Ontario Canada27 Threads 875 Posts
You might not be the best looking girl here but hey, beauty is only a light switch away........
Jan 5, 2007 1:06 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
donnacala
donnacaladonnacalaNorth York, Ontario Canada27 Threads 875 Posts
'scuze me but I can't find my puppy........can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.......
Jan 5, 2007 1:07 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
donnacala
donnacaladonnacalaNorth York, Ontario Canada27 Threads 875 Posts
ok, this is from one of the guys in my office........

Your face reminds me of a wrench......every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 5, 2007 1:08 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
donnacala
donnacaladonnacalaNorth York, Ontario Canada27 Threads 875 Posts
holy crap!jaw drop ......
Jan 16, 2007 11:39 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Wewantours
WewantoursWewantoursAthabasca, Alberta Canada16 Threads 891 Posts
"I'm thinkin your father was a theif ....................... cause he stole all the stars out of teh sky, and put them in your eye's"


"Did the fall from heaven hurt???"

"To bad I don't control the alphbet .............. cause I'd put you and I togeather"
Jan 16, 2007 11:53 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
Rose, baby cakes, you went a repeated a bunch i had listed in the first page...silly...love ya anyway. kiss
Jan 23, 2007 10:04 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
donnacala
donnacaladonnacalaNorth York, Ontario Canada27 Threads 875 Posts
hey baby, DO FRIES COME WITH THAT SHAKE?????

PUCKS BABY,
yep, I did a few doubles/copies of yours...I guess I got carried away...but you still love me just the same right?
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.........kiss
Jan 24, 2007 7:53 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
Shake it baby, shake it.

You bet lotsa love. Muuuuhhaaaaakiss
Jan 25, 2007 12:42 AM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
brent55
brent55brent55red deer, Alberta Canada2 Threads 4 Posts
you want the best quote out there and this one i made up myself ok here goes this is one of the right ones by the way lol ok

"Im going to buy you a dozen roses 11 real and one fake and im going to love you till the last one dies"

yeye
Jan 26, 2007 9:46 AM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
donnacala
donnacaladonnacalaNorth York, Ontario Canada27 Threads 875 Posts
LOVE IT.......thumbs up thumbs up
Jan 26, 2007 9:46 AM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
donnacala
donnacaladonnacalaNorth York, Ontario Canada27 Threads 875 Posts
back at cha! Muuuuuuuuhhhhhhaaaaaa!kiss kiss
Jan 26, 2007 7:32 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
snglewpgguy
snglewpgguysnglewpgguyWinnipeg, Manitoba Canada5 Threads 66 Posts
Got this one by a guy who knew I was 100% straight...

"Are you sure you wouldn't want to try it?"

wow scold doh
Feb 23, 2007 12:27 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
tigeroo
tigerootigeroohalifax, Canada7 Threads 166 Posts
Are you really a 100% canadian girl if so can I see your beaverlaugh
Feb 23, 2007 12:28 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
tigeroo
tigerootigeroohalifax, Canada7 Threads 166 Posts
do you know what would really look good on you .MEEE
Feb 23, 2007 12:36 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
sweetkitty
sweetkittysweetkittyedmonton, Alberta Canada4 Threads 99 Posts
I'm dying to park on you!! scold scold scold devil
and oh course I asking him what it means????????? rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Feb 23, 2007 12:49 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
tigeroo
tigerootigeroohalifax, Canada7 Threads 166 Posts
I would too cause he may be driving a truck lolrolling on the floor laughing
Feb 23, 2007 1:05 PM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
sweetkitty
sweetkittysweetkittyedmonton, Alberta Canada4 Threads 99 Posts
..He did have a big big truck ..............blushing blushing blushing devil devil devil
Feb 26, 2007 11:27 AM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
tigeroo
tigerootigeroohalifax, Canada7 Threads 166 Posts
he did have a big truck what happen did he loose it or did you take it..my bad couldnt resist my baddevil
Feb 26, 2007 11:41 AM CST The WRONG Pick up lines
sweetkitty
sweetkittysweetkittyedmonton, Alberta Canada4 Threads 99 Posts
you are bad Tigeroo....bad bad boy.......go to the corner and said 5 sorry sorry Sweetkitty!! laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh

BTW I broke up with the big truck....!!!laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing peace
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