Time for a new awful joke :P (11)
Jeb80Chicago, Illinois USA70 Threads 160 PostsWhat did the female hen say to the male rooster who wouldn't stop swearing? "Enough with the 'foul' language." 
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A quiet mild mannered man buys a parrot from the pet store. No sooner than he gets the parrot home that the parrot starts swearing up a line of obscinities that would make a sailor blush. The man asks the parrot to contol his language but the parrot swears even more. The man, not knowing what else to do shoves the parrot in the freezer. There is an awful scratching, swearing, and general commotion for a few minutes, then quiet... Getting worried, the man opens the freezer. Out steps the parrot who quietly states "Sorry for the bad language. I will try to control myself in the future. By the way, what did the chicken do?"
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I know a million jokes.
I used to make bets in bars that I could come up with a joke for any topic you supply. I got lots of free drinks that way.
I used to make bets in bars that I could come up with a joke for any topic you supply. I got lots of free drinks that way.
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Jeb80: What did the female hen say to the male rooster who wouldn't stop swearing? "Enough with the 'foul' language."
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Jeb80: What did the female hen say to the male rooster who wouldn't stop swearing? "Enough with the 'foul' language."
what, another paltry (poultry) joke!
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
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What do you call an epileptic in a bed of lettuce?
Seizure salad.
Seizure salad.
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What are the 3 words you never want to hear when you are making love?
Honey, I'm home!
Honey, I'm home!
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Why couldn't the fortune teller have babies,.....because her husband had crystal balls,,
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there are 8 days a week in Ireland......because they included...*turdsday*.....
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