RE: My ideal match !!

the only match i can see......is my arse and your face...........professor grin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh wave wave

RE: Current Thoughts #3...*The After*..

feck your training......live life to the full.........and whack my bishop........professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing lips laugh wine

RE: what subjects you wouldn't like to talk about ?

on how to stop your guts falling out when you sneezeprofessor wow rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing lips wave wave rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Current Thoughts #3...*The After*..

I,d fe*******ing pump yer b*tch professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh giggle giggle giggle

RE: Things that spell instant death on the first date...

wailking into front room with your y/fronts around your ankles. while the girlfriend is pouring out Tea to her Mother,,,,,Asking her.....where are the toilet rolls..........????????rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Can you offer the olive branch...........?

we dont want them.....stick em up yer arseprofessor laugh rolling on the floor laughing wave wave wave

RE: Can you offer the olive branch...........?

really......in England its Willow.....in the shape 0f a cricket bat.......that we can hit em between the fecking eyes..................
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RE: IT'S YOUR FIRST DATE

......PRUNE JUICE........professor drinking grin rolling on the floor laughing wave

RE: Current Thoughts #3...*The After*..

thats a lovely pic of you .........best yet.............................drinking drinking rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh

RE: Current Thoughts #3...*The After*..

..I bet he was supprised......i bet he thought you were your sons ...GRANNY............kiss kiss laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave wave

RE: Observation of the day

...i love your hat.........barf rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Things that spell instant death on the first date...

sitting down to dinner with the new girlfriends family......you find,, you have a blocked nose.....so you do what comes natral.......you lean sideways and blow it out,,,,,,,,perhaps the look on their faces........says perhaps NOT..........uh oh uh oh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: A WONDERFUL CHARMING SEDUCTIVE STORY?

Massimo was worried that night as he walked home.....he said to his dad.......that bar i work at ,,,, picking up glasses.....I earn good money for a 11 year old.......why does that woman keeps showing me her ar/sole.......???????confused

RE: A WONDERFUL CHARMING SEDUCTIVE STORY?

,,,,,I,m afraid it is said Daphne.as she leaned over as far as she could to be able to piss though the kitchen window..........blues

RE: A WONDERFUL CHARMING SEDUCTIVE STORY?

as she looked along the drinkes table.,,,,there for all to see , was a large bowl of punch.......she held it by its two handles....and drank the lot......in the wings..the govenor was watching.....he walked over to her said.........I saw you do that.....you fecking greedy b*tch....???????scold she in turn said to him........who the fecking hell do you think you are talking to......you baldheaded old bar....stud......snooty snooty ////////////////// this story has really taken off now ......has,nt it........professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: A WONDERFUL CHARMING SEDUCTIVE STORY?

....is that you.........melon balls.......?????????grin

RE: A WONDERFUL CHARMING SEDUCTIVE STORY?

as she stood up.....she farted.....leaving a large brown ring on his chest........this story will be alright now..........it just neeeded a touch of sophistication.....professor professor grin

........great idea.........lets all have a chest thred.......

...hey, you got piles on your ar/sole......???????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Bash Me Thread!

...i think thats very unfair..........having a sence of humour on here doesent help..when the audiance.....is brain dead..........or can only laugh at their own jokes.......hi Gal/wave wave

guess what i found in the chest.......?????

......I bet yours is as tight as a scent bottle topgrin grin laugh devil lips

guess what i found in the chest.......?????

whats that round thing on the wall.................?????????

RE: On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you at this moment...?

........hard to say, I,m a happy person at heart..........just one/two aspects in my life that need changing.......for a full 10 thumbs up grin

RE: Current Thoughts #3...*The After*..

awwww. never mind all you need is a good feck comfort comfort grin grin dunno

RE: Happy Birthday Lookin

.......................................@ Karl........HOW DISGUSTINGscold ...........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Is being religious a strong minded person with faith, or for the weak minded?

when your dog goes berserk and rips yer foot off........dont be angry with him....just remined yourself its gods will.......and just dont worry about it.......professor Arrrrrr...meennnnnnrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing angel angel ps....you may not have to feed him nextday.........rolling on the floor laughing

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