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RE: Will A.I. End Online Dating?

Having a plastic woman is a good idea........like a supermarket carrier bag. Once they start looking worn and past their best. Buy another it's cheaper then giving half your wealth away. Ok you have to cook /washing /housework so what ????? Your still a free man. The gains outweigh the losses

crazy britain.

Does our prime minister. Recive money. From dental companies for showing his lilly. White teeth. (Tooth paste)..........

crazy britain.

........tens/I,m a good man. Can I live with you in sin. Just asking. Taxes are killing me......

crazy britain.

Perhaps. Our prime minister. And khan. Prefer to see donkeys and carts. Here like in india old habits die hard.

crazy britain.

starting in august allpeople living in or around london......will have to pay 12.50 per day to use your car. the idiots who drew this plan up......had a party to celebrate .having gone though westminster and passed...... so if its raining ,you take your child to school ,that will cost you 12.50....£......shopping/work./see friends ....the cost to you will be appox......£80 per week. see for yourself.......i,m not joking......it hasnt reached this area where i live i will fight tooth and nail before i will pay for that.......on t.vthis old boy was dancing drinking wine. shame i did,nt know where the party was.........i would gone there ,and shoved the bottle down his throat.......the pratt.........

RE: A-Z OF THE HUMAN PARTS

nose fluid.........snot./hanging bogey.......

RE: Say Anything part 2

karl, man i,ve seen some ugleywoman in my time......but this one takes the biscuit.........

RE: Thinking Out Loud #1

merc.you need a good dose of root juice........

RE: Say Anything part 2

karl.........right.

RE: Will A.I. End Online Dating?

.....i fancy cheaking you out.....just to be 100% sure........

RE: Will A.I. End Online Dating?

are they trained to cook.......??????

RE: Say Anything part 2

.......ok. when i arrive at the airport. what name do you respond to.....????????......dolly partton......(loud speaker)

crazy britain.

..i,m not going shopping and carry 4 bags of goods a mile up the road.....when i have a car .......that is insured/mot passed/...and pay9/10 £ for a gallon of diesel.........they can kiss my butt......

crazy britain.

hi. how the system works ,i dont know. regardless who drives , if that car is in motion......you pay £12,50...........

crazy britain.

RE: The Last Person To Post

the last to post...is yout tax man, telling you ....you have a tax rebate.....the day after you died.

RE: Jesus had 12 friends who was his true friend?

juda ben hur......he gave jesus water when he stumbled.......

crazy britain.

starting in august allpeople living in or around london......will have to pay 12.50 per day to use your car. the idiots who drew this plan up......had a party to celebrate .having gone though westminster and passed...... so if its raining ,you take your child to school ,that will cost you 12.50....£......shopping/work./see friends ....the cost to you will be appox......£80 per week. see for yourself.......i,m not joking......it hasnt reached this area where i live i will fight tooth and nail before i will pay for that.......on t.vthis old boy was dancing drinking wine. shame i did,nt know where the party was.........i would gone there ,and shoved the bottle down his throat.......the pratt......... .

RE: Dating an alcoholic

RE: Dating an alcoholic

.....i feel real sorrow for you......seeing all thos drunk woman where you are ,drunk as a scunk.....the potty mouths lifting up their skirts shouting out ........have you seen one like this...... its not right.......while the men sit indoors watching a bit of sport.....sippling a half pint of guiness.......its disgustin......

RE: Why would you make a great girlfriend/ boyfriend ?

you have a vivid imagination for a 13 year old.

RE: what will u not do 4 a million dollars ??

........goognight

RE: Dating an alcoholic

are we talking about the irish women on here..........??????????

RE: what women want from men?

jean/

RE: When did you last iron?

....so you iron 24 hours aday every day

RE: what women want from men?

a mans entire wealth.......... not all woman are like that.... ..only 99.9..per cent

RE: When did you last iron?

About the same time. When I changed my under pants about 15. Years ago.........can't remember???????.

RE: What do you prefer if you have choice of two?

Sitting on a iceberg. Wearing shorts/tee shirt. Fishing.........

RE: Why would you make a great girlfriend/ boyfriend ?

wow. A bar.b.q..............wonderful

RE: The best things in life are priceless...

Good health. Is priceless.