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Mar 17, 2015 3:37 PM CST Rule number 3
Ken_19
Ken_19Ken_19Winchester, Virginia USA68 Threads 26 Polls 1,055 Posts
When on a date, waiting to enter a restaurant, do not use the reflection in the dining area window to aid you in popping a zit.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Decades ago I knew a girl who did that on one of her dates. Naturally the Maitre de denied them admisson to the restaurant. The boy never did stop talking about that... Super Ewwww.
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Mar 17, 2015 4:17 PM CST Rule number 3
Ken_19: When on a date, waiting to enter a restaurant, do not use the reflection in the dining area window to aid you in popping a zit.



Decades ago I knew a girl who did that on one of her dates. Naturally the Maitre de denied them admission to the restaurant. The boy never did stop talking about that... Super Ewwww.

Must have been sooome gigantic Zit!rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 17, 2015 4:31 PM CST Rule number 3
OgGoDeo
OgGoDeoOgGoDeogalway, Galway Ireland19 Threads 248 Posts
Ken_19: When on a date, waiting to enter a restaurant, do not use the reflection in the dining area window to aid you in popping a zit.



Decades ago I knew a girl who did that on one of her dates. Naturally the Maitre de denied them admisson to the restaurant. The boy never did stop talking about that... Super Ewwww.
That's bad alright Ken...just wondering what are your number 1 and 2 rules...confused rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 17, 2015 10:11 PM CST Rule number 3
Ken_19
Ken_19Ken_19Winchester, Virginia USA68 Threads 26 Polls 1,055 Posts
Well someone else did a number 1 post and I don't normally clone stuff. Regarding 2, I will let someone else do that.

I am told the girl in question totally grossed out the customers in the restaurant and the Maitre handed her date a napkin and asked him to please clean the goop off the window before departing.

A few weeks later I observed her doing the same thing using the stainless steel mirror on the candy vending machine they used to have in the NYC subways. I made sure she didn't see me as several were staring at her. laugh
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Mar 18, 2015 12:04 PM CST Rule number 3
SweetOfMilk
SweetOfMilkSweetOfMilkAttock, FATA Pakistan7 Threads 2 Polls 120 Posts
Ken_19: Well someone else did a number 1 post and I don't normally clone stuff. Regarding 2, I will let someone else do that.

I am told the girl in question totally grossed out the customers in the restaurant and the Maitre handed her date a napkin and asked him to please clean the goop off the window before departing.

A few weeks later I observed her doing the same thing using the stainless steel mirror on the candy vending machine they used to have in the NYC subways. I made sure she didn't see me as several were staring at her.



Surely the restaurant recycled it as mayonese.

























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