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MysteriousGirl80Waterford, Ireland15 Threads 5 Polls 2,102 PostsI'll work on the multiple personality woman you speak of, that shouldn't be hard and you can get rid of your six pack and eye catching flawless body and it might work 
Sounds good to me
pat8lanips: I'm hearin' ya... Same as women of my vintage, they've either got 5 kids to 5 different fathers or are barking mad. And the ones without the body or face are even worse.
Hmm think we should start looking into purchasing those lifesize adult dolls
The other main difference between a girlfriend and a doll, if your girlfriend farts its like- Geez babe that one stunk a bit. Any escape of gas from a doll is a life threatening condition.
But look on the bright side, you can be quite heavy-handed when you lay down the law. They wont complain to the authorities. Just dont get too carried away with the glassing or stabbing and you'll be right.
pat8lanips: But look on the bright side, you can be quite heavy-handed when you lay down the law. They wont complain to the authorities. Just dont get too carried away with the glassing or stabbing and you'll be right.
Thanks for the advice. Don't think they'd believe him anyway, i'm sure they wouldn't be long seeing he's full of hot air.
MysteriousGirl80: I'll work on the multiple personality woman you speak of, that shouldn't be hard and you can get rid of your six pack and eye catching flawless body and it might work
Six pack is still there, might be buried under a layer of something else, but I am sure I can hide it.
stanley8m: Six pack is still there, might be buried under a layer of something else, but I am sure I can hide it.
You'll have to scrub off the fake tan, get rid of the v-necks showing off your pecs and basically get rid of that overall boy band look too?
MysteriousGirl80: You'll have to scrub off the fake tan, get rid of the v-necks showing off your pecs and basically get rid of that overall boy band look too?
Awh now, next thing you will be stopping me hanging out on the trolley bars in Tesco car park.
stanley8m: Awh now, next thing you will be stopping me hanging out on the trolley bars in Tesco car park.
No, once you're home by 9 that's okay.
MysteriousGirl80: No, once you're home by 9 that's okay.
And what happens at 9?
stanley8m: And what happens at 9?
beddy-byes for you, you know what you're like when you get overtired
MysteriousGirl80: beddy-byes for you, you know what you're like when you get overtired
You can tuck me in then.
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