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THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY CHILDREN...

1. A king sized waterbed holds enough water to fill a
2000 sq. ft house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run
over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the
motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy
wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is
strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to
spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling
fan is on. When using
the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball
up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can
hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't
stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words
"Uh-oh," it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and
lots of it.
9. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock
even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it
in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire
even on an overcast day.
10. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive
tract of a four year old.
11. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in
the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming
pool you still cannot walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
16. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when
driving.
17. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
18. Always look in the oven before turning it on.
Plastic toys do not like ovens.
19. The fire department in Austin, TX. has a 5 minute
response time.
20. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not
make earthworms dizzy.
21. It will however make cats dizzy.
22. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy
23. 80% of men who read this will probably try and mix brake fluid and clorox....

clorox n brake fluid huh

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

We laugh but most mothers have experienced at least half of this list.....

That is no joke.

Think I may give that a try

warning if you must try it do it outside lots of smoke!!!!!!!!!!you are talking about the clorox/brakefluid thing right not the cat spinwasher?

Very funny.. got this in an email about a year ago...and like i said then and still say now...ITS ALL TRUE!!

Now that is funny!!!