how to recive the 650£ allowance. ( Archived) (3)

Sep 8, 2022 8:49 AM CST how to recive the 650£ allowance.
1. are you getting income support./ 2.are you on universal credit plps/3.job seekers allowence/4.pension credit/........5.have you just landed in this country by rubber boat.....6, have you worked all your life in britainand payed all taxes.....??????? then i am sorry to inform you that your not entitled........sorry. except question 5. thos who who came hereby dinghy on the kent coast.with no passports/ no form of indentity.....can exspect 200£ per week your food /heating will be paid by the five star hotel we provide for you and we hope your stay will be a happy one yours truly the department of works and pensions. (ps) the goverment sent us a memo: it reads.....due to the lack of funds the rest of the nation can go and f@@k its self......best wishes no 1o downing street...............doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 8, 2022 9:40 AM CST how to recive the 650£ allowance.
truheart1941: 1. are you getting income support./ 2.are you on universal credit plps/3.job seekers allowence/4.pension credit/........5.have you just landed in this country by rubber boat.....6, have you worked all your life in britainand payed all taxes.....??????? then i am sorry to inform you that your not entitled........sorry. except question 5. thos who who came hereby dinghy on the kent coast.with no passports/ no form of indentity.....can exspect 200£ per week your food /heating will be paid by the five star hotel we provide for you and we hope your stay will be a happy one yours truly the department of works and pensions. (ps) the goverment sent us a memo: it reads.....due to the lack of funds the rest of the nation can go and f@@k its self......best wishes no 1o downing street...............
Cooooooeeeeeerolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 8, 2022 10:35 AM CST how to recive the 650£ allowance.
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truheart1941: 1. are you getting income support./ 2.are you on universal credit plps/3.job seekers allowence/4.pension credit/........5.have you just landed in this country by rubber boat.....6, have you worked all your life in britainand payed all taxes.....??????? then i am sorry to inform you that your not entitled........sorry. except question 5. thos who who came hereby dinghy on the kent coast.with no passports/ no form of indentity.....can exspect 200£ per week your food /heating will be paid by the five star hotel we provide for you and we hope your stay will be a happy one yours truly the department of works and pensions. (ps) the goverment sent us a memo: it reads.....due to the lack of funds the rest of the nation can go and f@@k its self......best wishes no 1o downing street...............
Seems we might all have had a minor helping hand so fingers crossed. If not just wrap up.grin
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