Jesus and the Burgler ( Archived) (8)

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
>>>> around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to
>>>> place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
>>>> saying, "Jesus is watching you."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
>>>> froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
>>>> promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the
>>>> light on and began searching for more valuables.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
>>>> Clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he
>>>> shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the
>>>> voice.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
>>>> rest on a parrot.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to
>>>> warn you."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Moses," replied the bird.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a
>>>> bird Moses?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

Now that's funny

I almost peed my pants

cool

nice