Make someone's day (9)

Friends - please be careful!
Few weeks ago, I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots.....
I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit.
That's when I decided to do what I have never done before, I took a cab home.
Sure enough, there was a police road block on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I go it from....and now...It is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.


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It was a sad and disappointing day
when I discovered
my Universal Remote Control did not
in fact, control the Universe.....

Free Snow Shovelling Class:
This Sunday, I will be holding a free snow shovelling class in my driveway.
Come and join the class and learn about the proper ways to shovel.
Reviewed techniques will include:
The scoop and throw method, the down and push method (AKA, the plow technique),
as well as the upside down scraping technique.
Don't miss out on this amazing opportunity to enhance your snow lifting ability without throwing your back out!
I wil provide the driveway and multiple walkways/sidewalks to ensure your training is conducted in the most life-like situation.
I only ask that you bring your own shovel. Spaces are limited and handled on a first-come first served basis. PM for address.
...............................-50s at night here

When I was a girl,
My Momma would send me
Down to a corner store
With a $1 and I'd come back
With 5 potatoes,
2 loaves of bread
3 bottles of milk, a hunk of
Chees, a box of tea, and 6 eggs
You can't do that anymore
Too many security cameras
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-55 here this morning