There was a little old lady who went into the bank and asked for the bank president. When he came out she said she would like to deposit one million dollars cash. He had to ask her were she got that kind of cash. She said from placing bets. He just couldn't believe it. So, she decided to place a bet with him. She said"I bet your balls are square" He said "how much ya wanna bet?" She says $100,000. He just knew the old lady was crazy and he figured this was an easy $100,000. He took her up on the bet. She told him, just to make things fair she would meet him at 10:00am with her attorney. He agreed. The next day she returned with her attorney and the three of them went into the bank presidents office. She says " let's get down to business. Just drop your drawers and let me have a look" So he did. She got real close, examining very closely. She finally asks if she could feel them. Of course he agrees. So she starts feeling them. Suddenly the bank president notices the attorney shaking his head. "What's wrong?" he asks. The attorney said " She bet me $100,100,000 that she would have the bank presidents balls in her hand at 10:00 am"
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He had to ask her were she got that kind of cash. She said from placing bets. He just couldn't believe it.
So, she decided to place a bet with him. She said"I bet your balls are square" He said "how much ya wanna bet?" She says $100,000. He just knew the old lady was crazy and he figured this was an easy $100,000. He took her up on the bet.
She told him, just to make things fair she would meet him at 10:00am with her attorney. He agreed.
The next day she returned with her attorney and the three of them went into the bank presidents office. She says " let's get down to business. Just drop your drawers and let me have a look" So he did.
She got real close, examining very closely. She finally asks if she could feel them. Of course he agrees. So she starts feeling them.
Suddenly the bank president notices the attorney shaking his head. "What's wrong?" he asks.
The attorney said " She bet me $100,100,000 that she would have the bank presidents balls in her hand at 10:00 am"