Little old lady ( Archived) (9)

Feb 3, 2007 2:16 AM CST Little old lady
monkeyflea
monkeyfleamonkeyfleaNorthern, Kentucky USA2 Threads 13 Posts
There was a little old lady who went into the bank and asked for the bank president. When he came out she said she would like to deposit one million dollars cash.
He had to ask her were she got that kind of cash. She said from placing bets. He just couldn't believe it.
So, she decided to place a bet with him. She said"I bet your balls are square" He said "how much ya wanna bet?" She says $100,000. He just knew the old lady was crazy and he figured this was an easy $100,000. He took her up on the bet.
She told him, just to make things fair she would meet him at 10:00am with her attorney. He agreed.
The next day she returned with her attorney and the three of them went into the bank presidents office. She says " let's get down to business. Just drop your drawers and let me have a look" So he did.
She got real close, examining very closely. She finally asks if she could feel them. Of course he agrees. So she starts feeling them.
Suddenly the bank president notices the attorney shaking his head. "What's wrong?" he asks.
The attorney said " She bet me $100,100,000 that she would have the bank presidents balls in her hand at 10:00 am"
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Feb 3, 2007 2:17 AM CST Little old lady
cardsfan23
cardsfan23cardsfan23somewhere, USA23 Threads 4,228 Posts
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Feb 3, 2007 2:18 AM CST Little old lady
Frenchgirl2know
Frenchgirl2knowFrenchgirl2knowChicago, USA29 Threads 2,548 Posts
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Feb 3, 2007 2:20 AM CST Little old lady
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
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Feb 3, 2007 2:21 AM CST Little old lady
artgurl0927
artgurl0927artgurl0927Heart of the Valley, Canada12 Threads 2,442 Posts
grin head banger
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Feb 3, 2007 2:41 AM CST Little old lady
SHELOMO
SHELOMOSHELOMOLos Angeles, California USA9 Threads 18 Posts
HOW MUCH YOU BET ?
YOU NEVER CAN TOUCH MINE
NO TIME LIMIT !!! jaw drop kiss rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 3, 2007 7:53 AM CST Little old lady
redhead1953
redhead1953redhead1953st.louis, Missouri USA5 Threads 33 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing peace that was very very good
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Feb 3, 2007 8:51 AM CST Little old lady
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Feb 3, 2007 12:03 PM CST Little old lady
texasterror
texasterrortexasterror7 Threads 78 Posts
Right on Granny!head banger
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