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wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 PostsET as landedfor real and knocks on your door and asks for a glass of water what do u do give him a drink. have a drink yourself or do u sign him so u can be his manager what would u do...[smoky most probably would give him a pointy hat and a j/f] so what would u do
I would get him inside the door as quick as possible and out of sight... give him his water, which he probably could not drink due to its impurity, so would have to sterilise it with some alcohol.... and then beg him to take me with him when he returns to his planet!
lol smoky my though as well ....they tell me i'm not from this planet earth, so i would beg him to take me with.......hehe i think.It will be nice if you can come with .the more the merrier
If you're going to be there, I will have to make sure I come too, Sunshine! And they're probably right about you being from another planet!
Water, beers, alcohol, or whatever ET, and all of you want to drink, on me!
Water, beers, alcohol, or whatever ET, and all of you want to drink, on me!
get the rocket ready load it with supplies and lets go
lol..i hope his mam and dad are rich and hold him for ransom
NOOOO....hes not going..im not letting him out of the wardrobe untill he pays up....carry on with planning this trip and im gonna have to sabatage your rocket
lol sounds good to me :-)
one problem..... he keeps repeating the words "big mac big mac phone home",...i think he wants a Mcdonalds happy meal from mars or somthing....driving me insane
one problem..... he keeps repeating the words "big mac big mac phone home",...i think he wants a Mcdonalds happy meal from mars or somthing....driving me insane
To be honest, if a 3-4ft alien that has a face very much resembling a friendly turd presented itself at my door I would probably just slam the door in its face and go back to whatever I was doing.
shame on u he is so pretty.........awful looking but nice with it lets hav a short trip on a rocket ship and see what goes 
Wedy if one day ET knocks on my door he'll ask for a telephone to CALL HOME 
In that case i will sure meed a very strong drink 
In that case i will sure meed a very strong drink tea and j/f
hes gone...said somthing about knocking on wedwards door 
Wedward doesnt have a door anymore.... Beachcomber stole it last year, used it for snowboarding, then eventually hauled it down to the Cyba Pub, and then it ended up as firewood, when winter came, and no-one paid their bar-chits, the heating was turned off.... and they needed fire-wood.
still fuming over my real oak door cost me 2300 e to replace it was sheer vandlism and inspector frost was no help just got drunkwell as ET has got rather larger due to all those Big Macs (hes now just about get past door way)......you know now what to do when ET arrives ....pin him up as a draft excluder
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