Kids Say The Funniest Things LOL (25)

To all the parents in the forum i ask u to share the funny things that your kids have said through their early years. U never know what they will say next much like myself. LOL I love being around young kids around 2 to 4 the things they say are so funny sometimes. I hope some of u will take the time to share your stories.

When my oldest daughter started kindergarten we had funny names for each other, never really called her by her real name and vice versa. So about a month into the school year, she came out one day and was so excited because she had a new pet name for me. l asked her, ok what is it...she giggled and said MOTHER *UCKER...my breath stopped and my heart went down to the pit of my stomach...l thought maybe l had misheard her so l said what? She giggled again and said the words once more...l almost died...l nicely told her that the mother part was very nice but that the second word, which l had to say was a nasty word and one we never say...l asked her where she had heard it and she said that a boy at recess said his mom was one, so she thought it was a nice thing to say about me lol.
lts been years since that day but still kind of laugh as l remember her saying it, with the biggest smile and the cutest giggle...and the look on my face.
She definitly must have wondered why l had a look of surprise and maybe a bit of anger on my face as l asked WHAT...lol

Canadian_angel46 that was a good one i am still laughing hard to type when u have tears in my eyes. LOL That was a great story thank u for sharing that. I hope to hear more. LOL

well l am glad you enjoyed it..when l think back it wasnt funny at the time but as the years went by its become a topic of conversation with friends....l will give it some mpre thought and maybe l can think of something my youngest has done but then she is a totally diferent child than my oldest lol

My mother takes care of kids and about 7 years ago she was taking care of a little girl called Stephanie oh she was so funny. She had grown on me and i always played with her i remember one day i went to the bathroom and come back and then she went. She come back a little mad i asked what was wrong. She said why is it u men can't lift the seat when u pee if it's that big of a deal SIT DOWN. Tears came out of my eyes i laughed so hard. LOL

ok heres another thing my oldest did when she was little....one day she was in the bathroom doing the normal thing...she was in there abit longer than normal so l called to her and said hey what are you doing,,,she said l'll be out in a minute mommy.
When she did finally come out, to my total surprise she had something attached to her feet...ok you are probbaly wondering what...ok dont be shocked or embarrassed bacause l was laughing so hard l thought l would pee my pants and am know thinking about that day...oh my god..she had gone in the cupboard and found 2 mini pads and had taken stuck the sticky part to the bottoms of her feet and came out of the bathroom, sliding across the floor..l asked her through tears of laughter what she was doing and she said skating mom lol

2 of my children are identical "mirror image" twins. Joshua used to tell Daniel that he looked like a horses butt... they would laugh and laugh over that. After about a month of this Joshua said it again to Daniel... I broke in and said " Josh you guys are identical twins right" Josh looked at his brother then at me and said yes mom we are. "Ok so if you are identical twins and he looks like a horses butt then when do you look like" He got this deer in the head light look.. Daniel looks at him points and laughs his little butt off. Boy did we laugh over that and to this day they won't call each other names like that.

hidden prince, now that was a good one...maybe it has to do with the name Stephanie..thats my oldests name also lol

Canadian_angel46 the mini pads oooohhhh god that was hilarious i love to hear stories from different parents. Their is nothing funnier than kids at that age.