The Football Game ( Archived) (5)

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm.
The dog is wearing a Washington Redskins jersey, helmet and is festooned with Redskins pom poms.
The bartender says,
"Hey. No pets allowed in here. You'll have to leave!"
The guy begs him, "Look. I'm desperate. We're both big fans.
The T.V. is broken, and this is rhe only place around here where we can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he, and the dog will be thrown out if they cause any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The game begins with the Redskins receiving the kick off.
They march downfield, get stopped at about the 30, and kick a fieldgoal.
With that, the dog jumps on the bar, giving high fives to all the other customers sitting there.
The bartender says,
"Wow. That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
The dog owner replies,
"Dunno. I've only had him 4 years."

hhmmmmmmmmm

sure that wasn't a browns uniform n stuff

Did anyone hear the story Archie Manning's son had on the radio about his mother? He said she was turned by the Miami Dolphins. Archie Manning played for the Louisiana Saints. The son said he and his father was embarrassed by his mom's turn down.