Re - Introducing myself... (26)
Oh thank yhou Gatoulia! No no, I like Joanna Lumley in her role in "Absolutely Fabulous".... she's an aged has-been, still dressing like a teenager, acting like a tough teen-ager, totally irresponsible, tottering around on very high heels, in short tight skirts, swearing and chain-smoking......
and partying all night every night!
and partying all night every night!
Ok...I'm new here..living in Lagonissi, near Athens for a few months...been reading the forums and having fun...thought I'd join in.
Steve
Steve
Hello Stefano from Greece! This is MY thread, but you welcome to share it..... I have just changed my personality (like changing clothes) and so decided I better explain why I got Joanna Lumleys photo.Seeing there are no single men my age left on Earth, I now no longer have to worry about impressing anyone with "what a good person I am", and can relax, exhale, and tell as many lies as I feel like telling.
Anyway, welcome to the Forums, and feel free to talk about yourself, describe whatever you want, ask questions you want solved, argue, whatever.... have fun.
be careful the last person to use her photo got sued seriously joanne lumley dont muck about mel they say she is hell on legs still u look good
look like u have had a few to many j/f,s
look like u have had a few to many j/f,soh, oops, I must have broken a rule...oh, well another one gone. It is nice to meet you, and I am one of the single ones...but at 60 probably just too old...almost dead you know. Not really, having fun and trying to enjoy this life...thanks for letting me on your thread.
Hi Steve , good timing . I think we are about to witness a member receiving an Oscar 
She offered it to me.... in exchange for using my Ferarri this weekend while hers is being towed in for repairs. Donta worry about me Darl, .. it was a choice between her, Queen Elizabeth, or Winnie Madikizela Mandela, and I rather thought I like Jo's persona she puts accross.... Liz is a bit too staid for me, and Winnie is just tooo over the top, besides which I have no interest in using Lizzies buggy and horses, or Winnies Presidential Ex-Wives Air Force Jet.... So the mutual exchange of Ferarri's and use of her photo is much more convivial to the mood of CS, dont you think.
By the way, when are you taking a holiday?
By the way, when are you taking a holiday?
Hmmmm .... you say now you can tell lies after you changed your personality ... but what if you just used the "smoky picture" to stay anonymous and you actually ARE Joanna Lumley and you like to tell us the truth but your public relation agent told you you have to say that's all lies because of the promotional effect and that you can deny everything in case the press get wind of it ... ei ei ei ... that's all very suspicious 
why am i craming your style and id rather have the original smoky she was just great witty and funy wise and maternal come back old smoky
SPIDERMOOSE, my Darl, this is not Joanna ... this is her alta-ego she plays in "Absolutely Fabulous".... I am actually some-one else even more famous than she!..... and my Public Relations Agent absolutely forbids me to show my True Self!.... so I just have to find these other faces to use.
Anyway, this face is attracting too much attention as it is, so maybe I will just have to seek another one?... or just go to the CS Faceless One?
Anyway, this face is attracting too much attention as it is, so maybe I will just have to seek another one?... or just go to the CS Faceless One?
Hey, Smoky be yourself! you' re best as u r.
I opt for the photo of real "Smoky".
I opt for the photo of real "Smoky".
Hi Wedy, No, just thought its time you had a holiday.....? You could not cramp my style, you could never move fast enough!
Witty and Funny? Wise and Maternal? Is THAT the impression I give? No wonder my PRO advised changing my face and style! No, the truth is, I just get bored very quickly, with the same face... and this way is more economical than Reconstructive Plastic Surgery and less painful!
Old Smoky will never come back, she was a rather naive sort, who irritated herself. But thanks anyway for liking her. 
Witty and Funny? Wise and Maternal? Is THAT the impression I give? No wonder my PRO advised changing my face and style! No, the truth is, I just get bored very quickly, with the same face... and this way is more economical than Reconstructive Plastic Surgery and less painful!
Old Smoky will never come back, she was a rather naive sort, who irritated herself. But thanks anyway for liking her.
ok but be prepared to be removed well the photo anyway hy because it states in the rules that photos must be of you and u are a nicer better looking person than the one u r showing now 
OKAY. I bow to popular demand.... and put back the photo of my young daughter!.... We look so much alike that you cant tell the difference.... most times she gets called my Mother anyway.
will the real please stand up
Jeez, but you are an old Fuddy Duddy huh? You like quoting Rules and Regulations and Keeping Within Da Laws? If it wasnt for people like me, people like you would have nothing to do.....
with u here there always something to do like clearing the debris up when u have been here
Well its not my fault that there was feathers in sofa cushions and the material got ripped by my stiletto heel when I tried to put back the piece of painting that fell off the canvass when I grabbed the cat that I thought was trying to catch your budgie that got out the cage after I put in fresh water for it. The only reason for putting in fresh water was that the water sort of evaporated when I forgot to turn off the stove after burning bacon. I think you gonna have to throw away your curtains cause you never going to get that smell of burnt eggs out of them!
And the lady downstairs is going to object soon about that big pot with the dead plant in it that fell off the balcony when I shook out the carpet to put out the fire caused by the candle that fell over in the lounge, when I tried to dust the feathers off the light fitting and it came out the ceiling and the coffee table I was standing on collapsed, and so anyway the pot landed on her patio table!... I think the table is cracked too?
And the lady downstairs is going to object soon about that big pot with the dead plant in it that fell off the balcony when I shook out the carpet to put out the fire caused by the candle that fell over in the lounge, when I tried to dust the feathers off the light fitting and it came out the ceiling and the coffee table I was standing on collapsed, and so anyway the pot landed on her patio table!... I think the table is cracked too?
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From now on I am going to try and be serious... no more telling lies about myself, the universe, where I live, the weather, the state of the country, all those sorts of things.