Are you going to lie (27)

Feb 26, 2007 1:28 PM CST Are you going to lie
dragondog4
dragondog4dragondog4Perth, Western Australia Australia55 Threads 3,912 Posts
Look this is the situation.

Your wondering if she will sleep with you and give you head. And if she is of the right age. Then you have this bright idea. " I know I will get her to put her right hand on the bible and get her to swear to tell the the truth the whole truth so help me god"

Will would you???

Or this one

Right we have arrested Dragondog legendary leader of the biggest smuggling ring in the southern hemisphere. But all the evidence is circumstantial, I don't thinkwe can make it stick.
Hmmmm I know I we will get him to put his right hand on the bible and get him to swear to tell the the truth the whole truth so help me god"

Will would you ????
Feb 26, 2007 1:42 PM CST Are you going to lie
dragondog4
dragondog4dragondog4Perth, Western Australia Australia55 Threads 3,912 Posts
I wouldn't in any situation. I would say What would get me in the least trouble or what I thought they wanted to hear.

Generally I am an honest nice guy but the bible isn't going to alter what comes out of my mouth. A woman would.

It makes me laugh that we still rely on this bible swearing pretence in court. I really can't see a harden criminal being quelled/subdued by a bible.

Now that woman thing. If I considered her out of my league and was told; If it is proved you have told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth: you get to spend a whole week with this stunning woman. And she will be totally at your beck and call.

Now that would make me sit up and beg. Play ball in complete submission. The reward in my mind totally worth it.
Feb 26, 2007 2:26 PM CST Are you going to lie
Baby1
Baby1Baby1Hastings, Hawke's Bay New Zealand1 Posts
I would swear on the bible to tell the truth and I would, because to me the bible is more then just a book. But not everyone sees it that way. An athiest could swear on the bible and they wouldn't care or they would refuse to because they don't belive in it. You might as well get them to swear on the Edmonds CookBook or an agnostic wouldn't either beacause they're not sure that it is the word of god, so why swear on it. Maybe things do have to change in our courtrooms but what would you swear on then?dancing frustrated angel
Feb 26, 2007 2:59 PM CST Are you going to lie
dragondog4
dragondog4dragondog4Perth, Western Australia Australia55 Threads 3,912 Posts
If your honest you don't need to swear on anything. You will answer honestly no matter what the situation.

If you are a liar that is what you will do. Do we trust car salesman and real estate agents. Generally no because thet are taught to use colorful words.

Do we trust lawyers. Generally yes, Yet they defend the guilty no matter there personal views because that is their job and sometimes they win. Are they bad.

We can only work on how we feel. If we look at others and feel we can trust them we will.

So why go through pretences and waste time. Why be Politically correct if it achieves nothing. If we are going to lie we will. If we are going to be honest we will be. The time place and circumstances will have an effect on how one reacts and responds.

You know: Now this thread shouldn't be under humor it should be under something more serious. It was suppose to be humorous. But we all respond differently.

It is how we make each other think and it is what makes our communities interesting. Life would be boring without differences.

I have tried to be honest and constructive because you interest me Baby1.

Cheers and Hi

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Feb 26, 2007 6:00 PM CST Are you going to lie
xentrick
xentrickxentrick96 Posts
sorry mate cant quite get a handle on your head space what a curse it is to be in my state of perpetual unenlightenmentbarf
Feb 26, 2007 6:38 PM CST Are you going to lie
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
Yea Id swear every timetongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 26, 2007 7:19 PM CST Are you going to lie
dragondog4
dragondog4dragondog4Perth, Western Australia Australia55 Threads 3,912 Posts
Language like that from a lady like you. I wouldn't believe it.laugh
Feb 26, 2007 7:27 PM CST Are you going to lie
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
blushing blushing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 26, 2007 11:23 PM CST Are you going to lie
xentrick
xentrickxentrick96 Posts
dunno dunno dunno
Apr 6, 2007 8:45 AM CST Are you going to lie
melb_russian_guy
melb_russian_guymelb_russian_guymelbourne, Victoria Australia3 Threads 85 Posts
no girl sleep with you if you mention the word "GOD" :P, the best question would be:

-can I ask you a personal question?
-sure
-how would you react if I'd kiss you right now
-I don't know
-oh Well let's check it out.....

But you have to be a good kisser though tongue
Apr 6, 2007 5:34 PM CST Are you going to lie
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
And did you pass the test? tongue laugh
Apr 6, 2007 6:21 PM CST Are you going to lie
karRiizman
karRiizmankarRiizmangrafton, Australia9 Threads 297 Posts
dunno havent had to sit for to many tests rivame i thought i had a real and honest face and its a bit hard t tell lookin at your photo every picture tells a story dont it?tongue laugh
Apr 6, 2007 7:04 PM CST Are you going to lie
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
But my story is the best....leaves a lot to imagination.tongue laugh
Apr 6, 2007 7:49 PM CST Are you going to lie
karRiizman
karRiizmankarRiizmangrafton, Australia9 Threads 297 Posts
confused well you are honest about that at least arnt yalaugh tongue peace love n goodvibesdunno about the best you may be a we bit to conceited .dunno hard to tell with all the cowpatter in here.sigh
Apr 7, 2007 4:43 AM CST Are you going to lie
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
Me...conceited..hahahahahaa

Your imagination is running away with you.roll eyes
Apr 7, 2007 5:26 AM CST Are you going to lie
melb_russian_guy
melb_russian_guymelb_russian_guymelbourne, Victoria Australia3 Threads 85 Posts
I do pass the test tongue
Apr 7, 2007 5:35 AM CST Are you going to lie
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
Yayyyyyy.applause applause
Apr 7, 2007 5:53 AM CST Are you going to lie
melb_russian_guy
melb_russian_guymelb_russian_guymelbourne, Victoria Australia3 Threads 85 Posts
I am that good tongue yay
Apr 7, 2007 5:55 AM CST Are you going to lie
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
You will make some young lady very happy. Good luck with it all.wine
Apr 7, 2007 6:02 AM CST Are you going to lie
shyone57
shyone57shyone57Kilkenny, Ireland14 Threads 2,037 Posts
wine wave
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