best place to meet someone new (21)

Feb 28, 2007 1:08 AM CST best place to meet someone new
wedward
wedwardwedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Posts
a recent survey by mori shows that in the age group 30/60 the best chance of meeting a newpartner is in your local supermarket why do u think that is or do u think its false?professor cool devil
Feb 28, 2007 1:22 AM CST best place to meet someone new
Killingtime
KillingtimeKillingtimeHole in a wall, Majjistral Malta11 Threads 878 Posts
You meet people everywhere. Type of environment might help strike that little conversation.

At supermarkets I always manage to get hold of a trolley with wonky wheels and an evil mind of its own. I always manage to hit someone on their bum.

Crying shame I always manage to run over a big beefy stevedore, who has a bad sense of humour and can't find the particular brand of sanitary towels his wife asked him to get for her.
Feb 28, 2007 1:27 AM CST best place to meet someone new
wedward
wedwardwedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Posts
priceless that u go to the same supermarkt as me only i always mang to be around when a lady takes a tin off a pyramid and the lot falls and they always just stand and stare at melaugh
Mar 1, 2007 4:19 AM CST best place to meet someone new
wedward
wedwardwedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Posts
but u relax when u shop and everyone seems to smile and say hello i reckon it is a good place to meet someone new chat over the meatrolling on the floor laughing
Mar 1, 2007 5:36 AM CST best place to meet someone new
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
For some strange cosmic reason, the Frozen Foods section seems to be THE place to meet people. Howcome the browsers there are the friendliest?... they're chatty, they smile, they move aside, they move their trolleys out of ones way.... very odd.

And once upon a time, when I used to have a boyfriend, and we went shopping and seperated in the supermarket, I could always find him being chatted up by some female..... in the frozen food section!!
Mar 1, 2007 5:58 AM CST best place to meet someone new
wedward
wedwardwedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Posts
so there is something in the air at supermakets other than shoppin is it the music they play
Mar 9, 2007 1:27 PM CST best place to meet someone new
antcus
antcusantcusSt Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta17 Threads 948 Posts
Ah Smoky, there is always a perfectly logical reason why people are friendlier in the frozen foods section of the supermarket. On arriving there, they get cold, very cold sometimes...you know ambient temperatures and all that,..... and especially the women look forward to someone gently thawing them out of that state.

Lesson 1 ...never leave your boyfriend alone in a cold weirdy place like the frozen foods section. He might become meat for a tasty housewife!!

Anybody can better that?
Mar 10, 2007 2:46 AM CST best place to meet someone new
Killingtime
KillingtimeKillingtimeHole in a wall, Majjistral Malta11 Threads 878 Posts
I respectfully submit that the reason is the fish fingers - they hypnotize people. And the slices of bacon.
Mar 10, 2007 2:50 AM CST best place to meet someone new
wedward
wedwardwedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Posts
i think the wine shelves offer a place for chatting.. and also the fresh meat u can always seek advice frm a lady on which type of meat she preferscool innocent devil professor
Mar 13, 2007 6:47 PM CST best place to meet someone new
antcus
antcusantcusSt Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta17 Threads 948 Posts
No that's no good WW. They always give me the same reply. They say they prefer my meat LOL
Mar 14, 2007 3:51 AM CST best place to meet someone new
wedward
wedwardwedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Posts
u cracked it then man so now all u have to is sit on the fresh eat counter and wait to be picked up hope their hands r warm good one antcus have a good dayrolling on the floor laughing laugh banana
Mar 14, 2007 5:16 PM CST best place to meet someone new
antcus
antcusantcusSt Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta17 Threads 948 Posts
Thanks WW. Always appreciate the comments of a clever man!
Mar 14, 2007 5:22 PM CST best place to meet someone new
antcus
antcusantcusSt Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta17 Threads 948 Posts
This morning I discovered another place to meet beautiful women....mums of course. In the childrens' playing fields.
You'll know immediately that they have children, how many and how long ago.
All you need to say is: is this your elder son/daughter, or is it your only child?
And she would roll out the story. You'll even get to know if she's single, or what's wrong with her husband's attitude.

Just been through this today...by chance of course!
Mar 15, 2007 12:45 AM CST best place to meet someone new
wedward
wedwardwedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Posts
of course my but its just a natural we with children do it as a matter of course and i think the swimming pool would be the same nice one anton
Mar 15, 2007 1:43 PM CST best place to meet someone new
antcus
antcusantcusSt Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta17 Threads 948 Posts
Yes the swimming pool is a great place. You don't even have to use your imagination for what they look like.....you're almost seeing all of them .......in their tiny bikinis. Great WW.
Mar 15, 2007 1:50 PM CST best place to meet someone new
Killingtime
KillingtimeKillingtimeHole in a wall, Majjistral Malta11 Threads 878 Posts
Only problem with swimming pools is people pissing in them. Not very romantic. "Hi, ummm, you smell of piss, chlorine and sun tan lotion you know?"
Mar 15, 2007 2:08 PM CST best place to meet someone new
Mette
MetteMetteCopenhagen, Capital Region Denmark3 Threads 48 Posts
Hmmm i was thinking frozen titties rolling on the floor laughing thats why men always get so friendlier at the frozen food sections grin
Mar 15, 2007 2:12 PM CST best place to meet someone new
wedward
wedwardwedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Posts
that is a very nice thought must visit the frozen food section
Mar 15, 2007 2:21 PM CST best place to meet someone new
wedward
wedwardwedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Posts
u got cabbages in u leather trousers mate u been in the veg section again
Mar 15, 2007 3:27 PM CST best place to meet someone new
Killingtime
KillingtimeKillingtimeHole in a wall, Majjistral Malta11 Threads 878 Posts
Well my mother said she found me under a cabbage patch and I do find potatoes interesting.
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