Two East berlin guards are staring over the wall into West Berlin. One says to the other, "are you thinking what I'm, thinking " ? The other responds, " yes, but now I'm going to have to arrest you".
OK then, try this one; "Why, despite all the shortages, was the toilet paper in East Germany always two-ply? Because they had to send a copy of everything they did to Moscow."
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