USSR humour. ( Archived) (5)

Mar 2, 2007 7:31 PM CST USSR humour.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Two East berlin guards are staring over the wall into West Berlin. One says to the other, "are you thinking what I'm, thinking " ? The other responds, " yes, but now I'm going to have to arrest you".
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Mar 2, 2007 7:39 PM CST USSR humour.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
OK then, try this one; "Why, despite all the shortages, was the toilet paper in East Germany always two-ply? Because they had to send a copy of everything they did to Moscow."
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Mar 2, 2007 7:44 PM CST USSR humour.
Montanaskies
MontanaskiesMontanaskiesAmerica the beautiful, USA2 Threads 117 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 2, 2007 7:45 PM CST USSR humour.
uk1971
uk1971uk1971Lippstädt/Gütersloh, Germany330 Threads 2,429 Posts
Why are all the avenues in France tree lined on both sides?



So invading armies can march in the shade.grin
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Mar 2, 2007 8:06 PM CST USSR humour.
denizen
denizendenizenMount Carmel, Pennsylvania USA18 Threads 137 Posts
I do like that one.applause
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