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LMAO especially the G.I. Joe one 
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Aight! Outside!!..........................................
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I can take a licking and keep on ticking...
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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I'm guessing you have 3 brain cells..really...
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Alright!!
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Very good, nikkimay. .
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OMG!!!!! I needed the laugh...THANX!!!!!!!!
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Little Jimmy walked in on mom and dad making woopie and exclamed MOM DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING. dad explained by saying, Well, Jimmy, we're making you a little baby brother. Jimmy accepted this and left with an aire of anticipation. Next day dad gets home from work and finds little Jimmy sitting on the front porch crying his poor little eyes out. Dad sits down beside him and as he puts his arm around his shoulder he asked. Whats wrong Jimmy why are you so sad. Little Jimmy replies with, Well dad, you know that little brother that you and mom made form me last night? Yes I remember, I thought you were happy about that. I was Jimmy replies, But this morning......The milk man ate him
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Oh hell yeah
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I've got some good blond jokes, but with Peg, and Janebond, and peachylisa hanging around I know better. Sometimes silence is the better part of valor
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room to see what she is doing. The mother sees her daughter has a
Barbie and a G.I. Joe doll. "What are you doing with your brother's
G.I. Joe, tootsie?" asks the mother. "Where's your Ken doll? You know
Barbie comes with Ken." "No, mother," explains the little girl
without looking up. "Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken."
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world." The woman says "I'll miss you.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant