Boudreaux....Part Deux..... (9)
highplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 PostsBoudreaux was fresh from his gator hunting trip on the bayou. When he arrived at home his wife informed him that the neighbor lady done had her baby. She went on to tell Boudreaux that the baby was born with NO EARS. Boudreauxs’ wife says they need to go and see the new baby, but he is, under no circumstances, to mention that the baby has no ears. Boudreaux thinks he can accomplish this, so off they go to the neighbor lady’s house. They are just all fussing over the baby…and Boudreaux announces…”This is the finest baby what Boudreaux done ever seen, he’s gonna be big and strong, lookit dem big legs dat baby gots…he gonna play linebacker for LSU…Boudreaux just knows it….” “ Lord knows, that baby done gots the best eyesight what a chile ever had, Boudreaux just knows that”……The neighbor lady asks….”Boudreaux, how you know this baby gots great eyesight?”….Boudreaux says….”Well Boudreaux knows this, cuz the Good Lord ain’t give this baby nowhere to hang his lil glasses, now did He?”
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Damn, Cards...you the only one reading the jokes this morning, hunh?
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yeah i think so, everyone must be busy. I always love jokes bro..
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They got contacts these days for that problem.
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Hey, My momma aint got no ears!!!!!!!
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Bet she has great vision......
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