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'Hey Gus. Someone's painted your car pink."
The guy stands up and shouts angrily,
Which a**hole's painted my car pink?"
The local mob boss stands up and says,
"I did. Why?
The guy sits down and answers,
"Just wanted to let you know. The undercoat is dry."