The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!! ( Archived) (20)

Mar 8, 2007 3:07 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
mancovered
mancoveredmancoveredBrighton, East Sussex, England UK9 Threads 285 Posts
LOL continuing my obsession with all things Mash Potato this is your chance to display some original thinking. The expression of laughter is a powerful medicine: it will make you more attractive to all around. Let's make this thread one to remember!

"Mash Potatoes if u wanna!"-James Brown 1954

This thread is dedicated to my Princess(a leading expert in Mashology)and my father(this was the only dance he could do R.I.P.)


cheering cheering cheering
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Mar 8, 2007 3:24 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
starry11
starry11starry11162 Posts
Well, you can make a model of your digestive tract with some peas like that one commercial about colon cancer....

<<<------Can't do the mashed potato, but is rather good at the running man.dancing
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Mar 8, 2007 3:34 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
cutelildevilsmom
cutelildevilsmomcutelildevilsmomportsmouth, New Hampshire USA60 Threads 7,772 Posts
squish them between your toes..
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Mar 8, 2007 5:04 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
Dandelion
DandelionDandelionSouthampton, Hampshire, UK34 Threads 5,236 Posts
Howie, have you been drinking, my friend? Maybe eat loads of mash potato to soak up the alcohol??? Just a thought.....dunno laugh
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Mar 8, 2007 5:05 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
mancovered
mancoveredmancoveredBrighton, East Sussex, England UK9 Threads 285 Posts
Ah yes the running man... avoid this if you've spilled the mash on the floor: too slipperyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 8, 2007 5:06 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
mancovered
mancoveredmancoveredBrighton, East Sussex, England UK9 Threads 285 Posts
I can imagine this may be quite theraputic!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 8, 2007 5:08 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
starry11
starry11starry11162 Posts
You can fling them at blown up pictures of your ex.grin

You can sneak some in your sisters pocket

You can sneak some in your sisters underroo drawer

You can sneak some on the other side of a door handle
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Mar 8, 2007 5:11 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
busdriver
busdriverbusdriverLagos, Faro Portugal7 Threads 740 Posts
If you pumped enough mash in to a speed cam would it stop working?tongue
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Mar 8, 2007 5:22 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
Dandelion
DandelionDandelionSouthampton, Hampshire, UK34 Threads 5,236 Posts
I think it would, yes, certainly worth a try! I had family in Portugal, my friend, absolutely fabulous place, my friend - welcome! Good to see ya......thumbs up wave
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Mar 10, 2007 3:11 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
busdriver
busdriverbusdriverLagos, Faro Portugal7 Threads 740 Posts
thanks for the welcome. I had family in Southampton.

In Portugal we have a simpler method of killing speed cam. We tape a bit of card over the lenses. laugh
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Mar 10, 2007 5:30 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
artgurl0927
artgurl0927artgurl0927Heart of the Valley, Canada12 Threads 2,442 Posts
mashed potatoe sculptures grin
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Mar 11, 2007 7:02 AM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
mancovered
mancoveredmancoveredBrighton, East Sussex, England UK9 Threads 285 Posts
LOL!!! How about this: they go out for a meal and(not potatoes that would be cannibalism) afterwards instead of after dinner mints they have "tater laters"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2007 4:35 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
paddy1972
paddy1972paddy1972kilkee, Clare Ireland396 Posts
spudslaugh
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Mar 11, 2007 4:37 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
mancovered
mancoveredmancoveredBrighton, East Sussex, England UK9 Threads 285 Posts
Killer you should do stand up!!!1rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2007 5:08 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
mancovered
mancoveredmancoveredBrighton, East Sussex, England UK9 Threads 285 Posts
Breaking down barriers (and wills) with Mash- check out the Blogrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 11, 2007 5:43 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
ya you too squish this...........LOL.
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Mar 12, 2007 7:48 PM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
trishreine
trishreinetrishreinevancouver, British Columbia Canada4 Threads 53 Posts
Hot,creamy,steamy
Fluffy,whipped,dreamy
Rich,buttery,light
Seconds if I might

Pounds,mounds,scooped
Piled,layered,hooped
Plate,bowl,cup
Mashed potatoes,Yup!

Yukon,red,yellow
I've got a fellow
Mish,mash,mush
Manhood is my crush

thank-you ,thank-you very much!yay yay
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Mar 14, 2007 12:40 AM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
trishreine
trishreinetrishreinevancouver, British Columbia Canada4 Threads 53 Posts
yukon,red,yellow
I've got a fellow
Mish,mash,mush
Mancovered is my crushangel smitten cheering
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Mar 14, 2007 12:46 AM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
bobby7
bobby7bobby7Mission, Canada16 Threads 2,351 Posts
Aw...Now we know...cheering applause

Potatos on the house..I'm buyin'!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 15, 2007 9:54 AM CST The Mash Potato Corner 101 things you can do with Mash Potatoes-Poetry and Jokes Welcome!!!
mancovered
mancoveredmancoveredBrighton, East Sussex, England UK9 Threads 285 Posts
I would like to get the views on this week's most controversial topic: The emergeance of the Instant Mash Movement. So now I ask natural or Instant?

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