Too Many Yungins ( Archived) (5)

Clem and Marge had been married for many year, they had 10 children and decided that enough was enough. They needed to stop making kids go Clem went to see the doctor.

After explaining the problem the Doctor. said "It's easy, just go to your barn, take a mason jar, and a fire cracker. Light the firecracker, put it in the mason jar, put the lid on and count to 10. Your problems will be solved"

Ole Clem didn't like this idea so he went for a 2nd opinion. Once again he explained the problem and the 2nd Doctor said " It's easy, just go to your barn, take a mason jar, and a fire cracker. Light the firecracker, put it in the mason jar, put the lid on and count to 10. Your problems will be solved"

Still not sure, Clem went to the neighboring state of Virginia and saw a 3rd doctor. The doctor explained that there was a procedure called a vasectomy. It was a simple process, relatively painless and would only take about an hour. Relieved, Clem exclaimed "Well, that's a hole lot better advice than them other doctors in W-Virginia offered. Hearing this the doctor said "whoooooa!, you're from West Virginia?. Well, it's different for you. What you need to do is just go to your barn, take a mason jar, and a fire cracker. Light the firecracker, put it in the mason jar, put the lid on and count to 10. Your problems will be solved"

Amazed, Clem said "That's exactly what them other doctors told me" The doctor said "They know what they're talking about, so just go do it. Besides, it's a lot cheaper than what I have to offer"

Sooooo, Clem went home. He went to his barn, lit the fire cracker, put it in the mason jar screwed on the lid and began counting (using the fingers on his right hand to count). 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, after reaching the number 5 he had run out of fingers and placed the mason jar between his legs and continued the count with his left hand 6, 7.......

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