Some things you just can't explain (6)
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i hate it when that happens
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Believe me. You don't want to hold a cow tail when your pants are
down, they can kick the shat out of you.
down, they can kick the shat out of you.
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he ordered a shot of whiskey and a beer chaser
the bartender said to him "damn John what is wrong with you today?"
Farmer John just hung his head and said "some things you just can't explain"
This morning i went out to milk my old milk cow bessie and right about the time i was going at real good she swatted me real good in the face with her tail.
then that caused me to spill the milk i alreasdy had gotten so i started over again.
right when i got to going real good she swatted me in the face again
now this really made me mad so i got behind her grabbed her tail
and took off my belt so i could use it to tie her tail to the rafters above.
then my pants fell down around my knees right about the time my wife walked in
Some things you just cant explain