The woman and Wal Mart ( Archived) (3)

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for
her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one
to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Wal-Mart associate is standing

there wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything
about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if
you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you
need to know about it from the sound it makes.

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter
anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod
with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good
all around combination; and it's on sale this week for
only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just
by! the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take
it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on
the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks
wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then
realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it
was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know
that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50
please. "

The woman is totally confused by this and asks,
"Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did
you get $34.50?"

He replies,"Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00,
but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

TFF Right there....I 'on't keer who ya are......