How to catch a White Elephant (14)
now go to bed Tom 
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Where the hell do you come up with this material?
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Why did the elephant paint the bottom of its feet yellow?
So he could hide upside down in your custard.
Why do elephants walk on four feet?
Because if the flew, you'd never be able to keep your car clean.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
shoot it with a blue elephant gun
How do you kill a red elephant?
Strangle it 'till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
So he could hide upside down in your custard.
Why do elephants walk on four feet?
Because if the flew, you'd never be able to keep your car clean.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
shoot it with a blue elephant gun
How do you kill a red elephant?
Strangle it 'till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
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How do you kill a green elephant?
Tell it a dirty joke until it blushes and turns red, then strangle it until it turnsa blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a yellow elephant?
Are you nuts or something. There aren't any yellow elephants.
Tell it a dirty joke until it blushes and turns red, then strangle it until it turnsa blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a yellow elephant?
Are you nuts or something. There aren't any yellow elephants.
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How do you get three elephants into a taxi?
One in the front next to the driver, and two in the back.
How do you know there's an elephant in your house?
There's a taxi outside with two impatient elephants in it.
How do you know if there's an elephant in your refridgerator?
There's a taxi outside with two even more impatient elephants in it.
And what if you don't notice the taxi?
There are footprints in the butter
One in the front next to the driver, and two in the back.
How do you know there's an elephant in your house?
There's a taxi outside with two impatient elephants in it.
How do you know if there's an elephant in your refridgerator?
There's a taxi outside with two even more impatient elephants in it.
And what if you don't notice the taxi?
There are footprints in the butter
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Why did the elephant wear red sneakers?
To hide in the cherry tree!
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Of course not!)
See how good they hide?!!
To hide in the cherry tree!
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Of course not!)
See how good they hide?!!
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How do you stop an elephant from passing through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in its tail!
Tie a knot in its tail!
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dont know .. but I heard this stuff 30 years ago, when I was at school!
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reckon he finds them in the beano comics
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How do you stop a wild elephant from charging???
Take away his Visa card...
Take away his Visa card...
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I've got some peanuts
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Bring with you a muffin (with raisins).
Climb a tree.
When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it.
The white elephant will be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins)
White elephants like muffins (with raisins)
Repeat this procedure for five days in a row.
After the fifth day, the white elephant will be used to its daily muffin(with raisins).
On the sixth day, you climb the tree, bringing with you a muffin (without raisins) as usual.
When the white elephant finds out that the muffin (without raisins) lacks raisins. It will darken in anger.
And then you catch it the same way you would catch an ordinary grey elephant.